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Plastic Fart

A fart that produces a surprisingly loud noise due to the plastic chair being sat on acting as an amplifier.
John was sitting in the Doctor's waiting room when he felt the need to fart. He tried to slip out a silent one but ended up doing a plastic fart. It was so loud an old lady shit herself and two babies started to cry.
by normanstanleyfletcher June 9, 2015
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man fart

A fart, oddly but usally described as a woman farting like a man, loud, smelly, and sometimes wet.

I.e. a loud fart sometimes wet.

Ex. She just had a Man Fart.
She just had her first man fart, said the woman woth hair made of old spaghetti.
by Urban2016 July 24, 2015
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spikey farts

When you fart so harshly you feel like a million nails were dispersed from your asshole by farting
My spikey farts are so bad they make my butt hole bleed
by batmanfarts September 24, 2015
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Farting terms

When you are confident enough in a friendship to fart in front of the other person without embarrassment from either party
Arran and I go way back. We're on farting terms.
by Jehannum October 9, 2015
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Fart of honor

It is the fart that someone accidentally drops and sometimes loud,usually at a formal place like office/restaurant. But because his colleagues want to save him from guilt,embarrassment and possibly a suicide attempt, they pretend to be decent ,acting not to notice the fart. They later discuss this issue among themselves after the guy leaves, mocking him with scorns that are even worse than snake bite,laugh at him and call him names.
Yesterday Tina dropped a fart of honor during the weekly meeting. Manager was shocked and remained sullen through out the meeting. Poor Tina.
by honda sensei January 8, 2016
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Fart Breeze

The strong winds created when taking a gigantic vile ass fume. Usually these winds will be toxic and will be felt by nearby people.
Man 1: Is this strong wind coming from the south?
Man 2: Nah it’s my Fart Breeze
by Thefume1010 April 21, 2019
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Fart wax

Noun. The waxy haze created from farting underwater or in an extremely moist environment (such as a shower) resulting in increased stench that lingers longer than traditional farts.
The fart wax lingered in the air long after he farted in the shower.
by Gassy Girl April 24, 2018
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