i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104

Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022

butt fucking

The greatest hole on Earth

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

fucking a joint

Verb - to burn the entire length of a joint in one hit, or lgihting it on fire and inhaling everything.

"DUDE! you where just fucking a joint"
"Dont ever fuck my joints again kid"

by Jackson73 March 15, 2009

Fucking Janna

When league of legends isn't going how you wanted it and half your team is retarded and AFK, but at last it's not your teams fault its FUCKING JANNA, the ksing whore hacking your team mates making them even shitter then their bronze titles

FUCK YOU JANNA U HACKING WHORE RUINING MY ELO

We have lost this game badly Pandian1, Its fucking Janna's fault that slut...

by Georgous_Is_Bae June 13, 2016

Faking jacks

Frontin’ saying you did something you didn't do.

Lying.

Man 1: I robbed this man last week
Man2: Nahh you faking jacks

Man 3 : Yeah aight you lying

by FreeAhkil June 9, 2019

Fucking Bullshit

The act of trying to procreate using that which a Bos taurus has defecated.

Person 1: DUUUUDE! Where you fucking bullshit!?
Person 2: Too right I was! A perfect answer for my Zoophilia and Coprophilia!
Person 1: Fucking hell man you're fucking minging.

by Goodolshitbringer October 30, 2019

motherfucking fucking fuck

Among the extreme level of f-word. Is used when you want to exaggerate your statement or inquiry, and you're out of sensible words.

1. What the motherfucking fucking fuck have you done you motherfucking assrape bastard?!
2. How the motherfucking fucking fuck are you going to pay the bills now?!!
3. Get the motherfucking fucking fuck off my lawn!!

by chrno July 28, 2010