Face Time Fart

When you are on a face time and place the microphone near your anus and fart

Person1: Listen to this * puts microphone near anus*

Person2: Loses hearing from loud face time fart

by GucciGangDab July 7, 2018

face without fear

A white supremacy/pedophilia metal band. Members of the band include sex offenders and skinny white coke-heads.

Did you see the neo-nazi rally in washington DC? Face Without Fear showed up in support and got arrested for possession.

by beatsen November 2, 2019

Face Condom

Any type of prophylactic covering placed over the face and mouth to protect you and others from the Corona virus

Dude, the corona is real, you can't board a flight without a face condom.

by Florilla June 27, 2020

Face Crêpe

Face Crepe: The dried substance on a guys face after oral sex with a woman.

After I ate her out all night long I forgot to wash my face before falling asleep. Now I have a Face crêpe to clean off.

by Camoit. July 11, 2021

Face Mask

(1) Typical surgical or medical equipment used in the face, used by surgeons and doctors to protect the mouth and the nose from microorganisms and or air droplets from patients, made from cloth and air filters, mostly used during the COVID-19 Pandemic to stop the spread of the Virus
(2) The thing Americans, especially Karens think will iNfRiNgE tHeIr RiGHtS

Government: Wear a Face mask to protect yourself!
Random Karen: NO! mAsKs iNfRinGE mY rIgHtS!
Intellectuals: My friend, you seem to have lost this *Hands over brain*

by Blaze, Agent Blaze . . . August 26, 2020

FACE-RAPE

The act of raping some-ones face, whereby you swipe your hand down their face.

For best results, sneak up on someone from behind, and whilst they are talking...face-rape them :P

Kat: Hi Grant!
Grant: *FACE-RAPE*
Kat: Aghhhh!

by Rebecca Davies March 14, 2008

Face Fart

Burp that smells. Usually results from eating rich food and/or drinking beer.

Man, after that pizza I had some nasty face farts.

by Paul August 23, 2004