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Let's just be friends 

Don't be fooled by my "friendly" approach to this long-awaited break-up: I don't look forward to seeing you again in the near or distant future.
Your conduct during this "relationship" has been of such an annoying nature that we can never, ever be friends.
Me: "Let's just be friends."
Fool: "Ok. So, what are you doing this weekend?"
Me: "You don't get it, do you?"
Let's just be friends by medium_rare November 17, 2003

Camp Friends 

The coolest kids ever! Usually found going to FONZ camp, and loving animals and being weird. Usually a little nutty, but kind, caring, and hilarious. Greatest people to be around.
Oh my god, I LOVE my camp friends!

Camp friends suck -- they're your best friends for two weeks, then you come home and they're living 3 hours away from you!

Camp friends are always there for you.
Camp Friends by Katarin Valkyri December 15, 2008

emergency friends 

When you aren't friends with anyone in a new place (class, gym, work, church, etc.) but you know you're going to need friends for that place, you become emergency friends.
I was in gym class with all of the dumb kids so I had to become emergency friends with some girl only because she was the least annoying person there.

I wasn't friends with anyone in physics class and I made emergency friends with the guy next to me so I'd have someone to sit with at lunch.
emergency friends by Loaves May 31, 2016

Fake Friends 

Fake Friends are people who in a crowd tend to ignore you. They also don't talk to you unless they need something of you. Another thing is that they wouldn't five two shits about your feeling while all you do is care for them and there feelings even when they know you feel like shit they still do nothing. They only invite you to things if they can't find anyone else and ignore you when you invite them to things. Also if they happen to hook up with someone and they let him/her get in the way of your relationship with you they sick bastards that don't give a fuck about how you feel about it and don't care about you at all in general. They also try to avoid you basically at all coast. Also if you help them through things like a break-up or even a just a hard time for them and they still only care about themselves they are a fake friend. A fake freinds will always talk shit about you behind your back or make fun of you and say it's a joke but when your face to face they don't say anything they are fake ( or they are just a little bitch and won't talk shit to your face). Other than that a fake friend is a pussy ass bitch that thinks there too good for you.
Person that has fake freinds: I wonder why this person hasn't talked to me in so long.
REAL FREIND: I was talking to him last night and he was talking shit about you. But your other friendnd was deffending you.
PERSON THAT HAS FAKE FRIENDS: Wow what a pussy can't even say it to my face. At least I know I have a couple of real freinds.

Online Friends

people you’d rather be with in real life
I really wish my online friends were my irls

Hot Pocket Friends 

When two woman have shared or are sharing the same penis. A female version of Eskimo brothers.
Karissa and Mandy have both had sex with Curtis. That makes them hot pocket friends.