poached egg

when a guy sticks his ballsack into another guys asshole and then jerks off on his back.

Paul gave Rubin a poached egg. He loved it.

Desmond had a hard day at the office so Curtis gave him a poached egg.

by IamChainSaw March 20, 2010

Me-Egg

1) A term used in place of a sigh.

2) Used instead of the term "meh".

"Wanna go see that movie? It looks kinda crappy but at least it'll pass some time."
"Me-egg"

by Carebear January 8, 2005

Egg-shaped

adj. Having the general proportions of an egg (that is, round-ish, but thinner at the top than at the bottom); Badass, someone you don't mess with

"In Sonic the Hedgehog games (for Sega), Dr. Robotnik is so egg-shaped!"
"Yeah, he totally pwned me when I played that game."

by Aoi Leann May 13, 2005

Egg Sample

An egg sample is a sample of egg you may receive at a grocery store, or more likely, Costco.

Also a term used by Tony Biebls when they don't know how to spell example.

"Excuse me sir, would you like an Egg Sample?"

"No thank you, I'm a vegan."

by KiN.KiLLA. March 3, 2009

egg

Egg, a noun.

A state of extreme annoyance, anger or frustration. While someone is in this state, others may prefer to keep their distance until the person has recovered.

Mum's in a right egg - don't ask her for that favour now.

by izzy108 April 22, 2010

egg in a nest

After a man has been in very cold conditions or if he just has a small penis his penis looks likes an egg in a nest.

I've just been in the sea and it was really cold, my cock looks like an egg in a nest!

by MasterOfWisdom May 20, 2011

5-Egg Omelette

A person who is obviously retarded and acts like a spoiled child. Can be abbreviated as 5EO.

That Jake is a total 5-Egg Omelette.

by MeLikeFootball October 21, 2011