dylan is a mythical creature created by the roman gods. One day the mighty beast appeared at midnight and neally destroyed tokyo from bending over to destroy a building he unraveled the true beast inside him known as the kracken. when the kracken was summond from the black hole of dylans anus it wipped out half the continent and then it vanshied ,no one knows if the beast will ever return.
by RYLEE October 30, 2012
Has sexual relations with his car and keeps tampons in his bag at school for the female friend he wants to rail
by Professional RawDogger July 15, 2022
by big_boy_chalupa February 10, 2021
a bitch that will crush a girls heart in 5 seconds after flirting with her for 2 months if you ever meet a dylan back away from him cuz hes a jerk but at the same time the best singer but failing grades & just cant treat a lady right & always makes a fool out of himself
by acros May 13, 2015
by Your ma has an Adam’s apple November 24, 2021
Any gathering amongst a group of friends will inevitably lead to somebody mentioning that one friend who you never talk to anymore, but was so ridiculous you still have to talk about - similar to Godwin’s law. A scheckel is charged to the one who says it.
“I think the Uber is a silver Prius” “haha remember when Dorfman tried to claim his Prius was a sports car?” “Boom, Dylan’s law strikes again. And yea he was so dumb.”
by Tootsie354 February 18, 2019
Angelo Dylan, a well-known person in the instagram roleplay community, who is painted as a villain but is a hero, deleting people for good causes & harassing them. You will never know if you’re speaking to him or if you’re speaking to a new person due to him having different pen names. Also a big trickster and can fool you in a second. Watch out for him, he’s very powerful.
y/n: put your accounts on private, Angelo Dylan is back.
y/n: oh no, we will never know who he will be in other fandoms.
y/n: oh no, we will never know who he will be in other fandoms.
by Descendants Community June 19, 2021