Prison Dump

Flushing the toilet the moment your log hits water. This is especially courteous if you plan to loiter on the pot for an extended time post-deposit. In prison, you would likely become “the belle of the ball” if you had the gall to spread your stink. Never roost upon your waste.

Person 1 - “bro you were in there for a while, is it safe?”

Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes”

by Pardig September 6, 2021

Mushroom dump

When you sit on the toilet and jerk off into the bowl, while taking a shit.

Brandon was attempting a mushroom dump, but unfortunately had no luck, until Jerry came to assist.

by Hammerhead250 November 14, 2020

anger dump

When out of anger or rage, one shits themselves in frustration.

When I told dad to check his pockets when he accused me of losing the boat key. The look on his face let me know he took an anger dump. Later the keys were located in his pocket.

by MC Busta January 17, 2020

Dumped dogpression

The withdrawals a person goes to after loosing contact with a dog due to a breakup.

John was an asshole but I’m having real dumped dogpression.

by Csaldawg April 21, 2020

flesh dump

A birth that is undesired, or a non-affectionate term for childbirth.

When that girl had a baby at prom and then threw it in the trash, she had the nerve to call it a flesh dump.

by apink May 26, 2010

Bottom-Dump

When it’s been a long week of bottoming for a guy guy and he finally let’s all the loads out.

“Fred was such a whore this week, he is gonna have a massive bottom-dump later”

by Jollyestrancgers July 21, 2022

Dump wench

Noun: Person or person's in the medical field who's responsibility is to assist patients in The delivery of their food baby and the aftermath.

Have you seen Sarah our new CNA she's a great dump wench.

Congratulations in graduating from CNA school we have many dump winch positions ready on the board in the back of the classroom.

by Cogashuko October 20, 2020