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douche beard

A pencil thin beard. Sometimes refered to as "Chin Straps". This beard is often worn by douche bags that wear hats turned 3/4s backwards and drive imported right-hand drive cars in north america.
This Guy: Look at that kid over there, not only is he a right hand douche he is also rocking a douche beard.

That Guy: Wow.
by thatguy?thisguy! March 20, 2009
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douche-o-phobia

somone who is scared of OR cannot fucking stand douche bags.
me: David is a fucking douch bag im not going near that kent
you: lol ur fucking douche-o-phobic... although, im not going near that fucker either.
by Anonymouse March 27, 2004
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Douche Clown

When describing a person as douche bag just isn't enough. This special person takes the act of douche baggery to another level.
"Wow. That freakin' douche clown over there is literally cock-blocking this entire bar"

"Hey somebody tag that douche clown who is camping with the sniper rifle"

"Good call douche clown"
by ClearCause January 17, 2008
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Douche-Bag

A person who continuously argues with everyone around him, regardless of the validity of his opinions, simply for the sake of being difficult to deal with.
Man, every time I would say something, Scott Cooper would argue with me, even though he was always wrong. What a total douche-bag.
by coopersavirgin November 28, 2009
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douche tell

A revealing attempt to make oneself look better to others by embellishing their accomplishments or exaggerating the truth.
"He sounds totally legit, he's submitting his film to Cannes."

"Dude, every hollywood poser says they're 'submitting to Cannes'. He's got nothing, it's such the douche tell."
by relaxfrancis October 12, 2009
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douche-tit

A term, devired from the words douche or douchebag and tit, that is employed, wether in jest or complete and utter seriousness, to refer to a person of lower intelligence or general stupidity and/or someone who invokes such a name upon themselves by their offensively idiotic behavior and acts of douchebaggery. When mentioned, this person generally brings to mind the personifications of a boob and/or douchebag.
John: My Roommate got really drunk last night and puked all over my bed and then took a crap on my physics book!
Dan: What a douche-tit!
by dbindschedler June 11, 2006
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Douche bag

1.a pompous fucktard who fronts an undeserved sense of accomplishment.

2.a device used to clean your cooch

3.one who wears a polo shirt of any color(especially with the collar popped up)

4.k-fed

5.jennifer Grandholm(governor of Michigan)
david lee roth is such a boring douche bag. someone should sodomize him til he realizes he is a fudge reaming gooback.
by bastardly fucktard March 22, 2008
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