Donkey Dog

A stubborn, slow, depressed dog

Dude, your dog is the slowest and most stubborn dog I have ever met, he reminds me of Eeyore... "Ohhh-kayyy, I guess we will walk now". He's a Donkey Dog!

by georgie bear September 7, 2016

Wonkey Donkey

When you’re having sex in a sideways position for a long time and you pull out and your penis is off to the side. It can also refer to having sex and getting stuck together.

A wonkey donkey can also refer to a person who is not very bright and a little off.

I was fucking Noel from her left side and pulled out to find my dick had gone all wonkey donkey.

Mandy and Lauren were fucking from behind and got stuck like a wonkey donkey.

Autumn couldn’t believe Katie was acting so embarrassing and acting like a wonkey donkey at the bar.

by SoHa19 March 2, 2019

Swamp donkey

In baseball when the hitter hits an absolute fucking moonshot on a meatball pitch down the middle and the ball has absolutely no chance of ever landing.

Announcer: Here’s the windup now the pitch…..OH MY GOD JOHNNY HITS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING SWAMP DONKEY TO DEAD CENTER, THAT BALL HAS ZERO CHANCE OF LANDING WHAT A SWAMP DONKEY.

by Haha by Baja and May 10, 2022

stabbing donkey

When your having sex with a girl and pull your penis out of her vagina and stick it in her ass very quickly and without warning

Bro u did the stabbing donkey to my girlfriend last night and now she won't talk to me but it was funny

by Hit it and quit it June 8, 2016

SWAMP DONKEY

When you are working on a rig And it is so hot that your Swamp Ass has traveled to your donkey dick

Floor hand—Damn man its so fuckin hot out here i have some major swamp ass!
Driller— shit its so damn hot i have swamp donkey!!

by Rogchr86 December 11, 2021

donkey stamp

When your dick gets so hard, it becomes as big as a donkey cock. Then you hit a bitch in the face with it.

Hey Peter. Massey is going to give you a donkey stamp if you piss him off

by petermasseylove69 November 18, 2014

donkey shop

A place of employment run and staffed by jackasses.

"That donkey shop I used to work for just got sued for underpaying its employees."

by hatfacejones January 16, 2019