drunk as fuck

eating so many Olive Garden breadsticks that you get drunk

Matt: "Yo dude, put those breadsticks down."
Zack: "Fuck dude, I'm drunk as fuck dude..."

by big billy catfish April 9, 2019

Reverse Drunk Dialing

Calling someone when you know they're drunk. This is a very strategic call because its a good way to get information you wouldn't normally get from a sober person (unlike the opposite, drunk dialing, in which you call someone and make a fool of yourself).

I had a hunch she was into me, so since I knew she was partying, I reverse drunk dialed her. Sure enough, I got into her pants that very night! Reverse Drunk Dialing is awesome

by Space Wrangler February 21, 2008

DRUNK

see: happy

i feel drunk,... {barf}

by ANDY October 21, 2003

Drunk on Cheese

To be so inebriated with cheese or cheese products that you have no control over your own actions and are not responsible for any harm caused to others.

"Beth is so drunk on cheese, I think she's going to punch that baby!"

by Your Boogie Man January 9, 2006

drunken moron

One who has drunk himself retarded. Refer to www.drunkenmorons.com for more information.

Look, Billy! Seath is a drunken moron!

by Shaniqua Jones October 29, 2003

Insult-A-Kennedy drunk

Utterly annihilated out of your mind drunk. Well past the point of losing inhibition, past becoming surly, and well beyond any sense of tact so that virtually everything you say is offensive and leaves you with your foot it in your mouth.

So unbelievably drunk, in fact, that you become capable of screaming "this is why people kill the Kennedys" to Bobby Kennedy III at a party in Brooklyn.

She was drunk, but she wasn't "Insult-A-Kennedy drunk."

by Saw It With My Own Eyes April 22, 2009

Juliana Drunk

When a person drinks way beyond the point of just being drunk, they are so drunk they are now willing to do ANYTHING!

"I HAVE NO STANDARDS!!! WOOOOO!!!"
"wow, she is juliana drunk!"

"dude, your girlfriend just made out with me."
"Thats ok, she is juliana drunk."

1st - tipsy
2nd - buzzed
3rd - drunk
4th - floor licking drunk
5th - grade nine loser pissed
6th - Juliana Drunk
7th - Dead

by DW&GPthegreat February 24, 2010