drunk

An insult given when after a drinker points out to a non-drinker their skewed logic.

Entering the kitchen and pouring a glass of wine to steady the nerves for the inevitable enslaught after a day of work: "You know I don't think it'd be a good idea if we got married right now. We don't make enough money and we have too many differences between us. This hurts me to say as much as you but it needs to be addressed."

"You're drunk."

After a big sigh. "Fine, then you don't need to marry me. Now get out of my house because I am about to really get drunk, but in the morning I shall be single and sober."

by LibraLady105 March 19, 2008

drunk

A form of hydration involving alcohol.

I would have had a Gatorade after my work-out, but I got drunk instead.

by Social Chair for the World February 27, 2009

drunk words

anything said while intoxicated that may or not be true. this is similar to a drunk dial in that in can be embarassing or emotional. anything said while this drunk also runs a high chance or being blacked out (forgotten) the next day.

often associated with the phrase "a drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts".

unfortunately, the likelihood of truth varies from person to person.

HIM ::slur words:: "i love you. i really do. and ill remember this tomorrow, i swear. id mean it even if i wasnt drunk."
ME "yea, we'll see. i think its just drunk words."

by sotrue October 19, 2005

pussy drunk

Male decisionmaking impaired due to infatuation with female.

He quit coming to poker night because his girlfriend wanted to spend more time together. Man he's pussy drunk.

by T C Johnson January 17, 2008

drunk spacin'

Drunk spacin' is to get drunk and leave messages comments and mess around on myspace. It is just like drunk dialing but on the computer.

Man i got so tore up, all my friends are telling me i got crazy last night leaving weird messages while I was drunk spacin'

by flya79 August 19, 2006

Drunk Ass

1.Some one who's drunk and they fell on their ass.
2.Some one who's so stupid that they hooked up with a girl just cuz they were hot and he was drunk.
3.Any idiotic asshole guy who's drunk.

Most guys are drunk asses

by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Drunk-booking

the act of updating your Facebook status while intoxicated about your steps of intoxication. Usually followed by a hangover and mass deletion of fore-mentioned updates. See also: regret, drunk-texting, drunk dialing, liver failure, and Erin Miller

Damn, I was so wasted, when I was Drunk-booking, I put as my status that I like to sleep with donkeys

by Lordmonkeyjojo October 25, 2010