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The Daves

The Daves : A person or persons, that constantly screws up the same task repeatedly but somehow gets to keep their job; typically named Dave
“Who screwed up payroll? It was one of the Daves.”
by anonymous January 9, 2025
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Carl Dave

Carl Dave is the name of the fucking sexiest man you ever know if you got him don't leave em. fuck em
oh my! Carl Dave is good
by CDMJ June 8, 2021
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Dirty Dave

Inserting anal beads into Dave Chapelle's ass until he shits all over them, and then pulling them out with your face below the anus so the shit releases all over your face.
Yo, did you see Dave Chapelle's comedy show last night? He was inviting people to come backstage afterwards and give him a Dirty Dave, and when I did my face was so covered in shit I almost looked like him!
by Doorknob Lourie August 28, 2025
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Steaming Dave

(n) pronounced Stee-Ming Day-veh: it is a room temperature Apple juice ran through a steamer. It is similar to a cider.
Carla was burning because Jerry spilled a fresh Steaming Dave all over her uncovered legs.
by Grover12345 August 17, 2016
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Delfi Dave

Delfi Dave is the highest form of humour in the cutedelfi twitch community.

Dave is Delfi's husband in real life and in her lore.

Dave is known to be the greatest Human ever, and everyone should be jealous of him.
Delfi Dave
Delfi and dave, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
by twonk on my stronk January 31, 2025
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Hunter/Dave

Big old lefty that enjoys eating a bag ole bag of dicks.
Usually because he has no argument and needs something in his mouth to keep him occupied.
I love being right even though I'm left.
Because im Hunter/Dave
by The left sucks May 17, 2018
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DAVE

Dave
dave.
by Luwaca November 23, 2024
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