Loaf Crusher

A deragatory term for Minecraft Villagers

I HATE NITWITS! THEY'RE ALL STUPID LOAF CRUSHERS

by JJFROMCLAREMONT August 30, 2025

full on crusher

Something that is simply the bombass shit.

I was out late last night talking to this prostitute and she gave me a full on crusher.

by RRRR July 23, 2007

closet candy crusher

One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.

Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."

by the mysterious j September 7, 2013

double platinum cush

Double platinum Cush is the most fantastic marijuana I have ever put in my bong

I was stoned off my ass after I had some double platinum Cush man...

by Therealbojangles February 21, 2014

720 dank fucking cush

Noun: that weed or marijawana every one has been looking for

Verb:the best of the best

Wow that was some 720 dank fucking Cush

by Durrplant123 February 25, 2017

Southern Whoopie cushion

When you get your significant other to blow into your ass and without moving fart back into her mouth , repeat process

demarkusaun:What did you do last night with klushaundra?
Demandre: you ever heard of the Southern Whoopie Cushion?

by luckyman91 January 10, 2019

Smush-mitten cum crusher

A very active promiscuous street walker

Bly is a smush-mitten cum crusher on the weekends.

by PBJay July 2, 2019