Crotch Waffle

Dried flattened pop that's been trapped between your butt cheeks.

A frat boy called Crotch Waffle after the previously departed dude he reminded someone of, also named....Croth Waffle.

A sailor unfortunate enough to mention to a shipmate he was called "Croth Waffle" in college. Not to worry though, it mercifully got shortened to "Hey, Crotch!"

Also...."Uncle Wally"

Hey, Crotch Waffle!

by PeaceBaby)O( March 31, 2009

crotch rocket

A person who experiences frequent boners.

Can be fixed with masturbastion.

That boy is a crotch rocket!

by Michael May 3, 2004

Crotch Monkey

A special type of person that resides in the bar scene and is desperate for any chance of "going at it". A crotch monkey is rare but deadly if messed with, and if slept with the monkey you will wake with one or more of these symptoms: Herpies, Super Herpies, Burning pee, itchiness of the genital and/or rectal region, and the super rare California King Crabs. It generally preferred to stay away no matter what.

Lance - "Did you hear Jack slpet with a crotch monkey?"
Allan - "Ya...he said he will never do it again."
Lance - "Why?"
Allan - "Because he said he had to go to the doctor for something called, Cali. King Crabs."
Lance - "California King Crabs?!"
Allan - "Ya, its like red lobster down there."

by Hybrid12367 January 2, 2012

Crotch Chop

The feeling you get when you jam your dick; also sometimes refered to as "right angle your captain"

"I was bangin my girl doggy syle and I was hittin it so hard and fast my captain popped out and the tip of my hog nailed her butt-cheek and gave me a Crotch Chop!!"

by David Meece January 5, 2006

Movie Crotch

The act of sitting in a seat at a movie theater while the groin area is a hot and sweaty environment.

"Man, I just sat through Dances with Wolves and I have severe movie crotch."

by BlindBat January 1, 2009

crotch crooner

a dude who serenades a girl's clothes of for the purpose of getting laid.

"Dude, she let him up in dat?" "Yeah man, definite crotch crooner"

by Bud Hogan July 10, 2006

Crotch Tag

A game of tag that involves tagging another person's crotch usually played at bars when slightly or extremely intoxicated.

Person 1: Crotch tag! No tag backs!

Person 2: Shit.

by Septimus80 January 14, 2009