Dried flattened pop that's been trapped between your butt cheeks.
A frat boy called Crotch Waffle after the previously departed dude he reminded someone of, also named....Croth Waffle.
A sailor unfortunate enough to mention to a shipmate he was called "Croth Waffle" in college. Not to worry though, it mercifully got shortened to "Hey, Crotch!"
Also...."Uncle Wally"
A frat boy called Crotch Waffle after the previously departed dude he reminded someone of, also named....Croth Waffle.
A sailor unfortunate enough to mention to a shipmate he was called "Croth Waffle" in college. Not to worry though, it mercifully got shortened to "Hey, Crotch!"
Also...."Uncle Wally"
Hey, Crotch Waffle!
by PeaceBaby)O( March 31, 2009
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A special type of person that resides in the bar scene and is desperate for any chance of "going at it". A crotch monkey is rare but deadly if messed with, and if slept with the monkey you will wake with one or more of these symptoms: Herpies, Super Herpies, Burning pee, itchiness of the genital and/or rectal region, and the super rare California King Crabs. It generally preferred to stay away no matter what.
Lance - "Did you hear Jack slpet with a crotch monkey?"
Allan - "Ya...he said he will never do it again."
Lance - "Why?"
Allan - "Because he said he had to go to the doctor for something called, Cali. King Crabs."
Lance - "California King Crabs?!"
Allan - "Ya, its like red lobster down there."
Allan - "Ya...he said he will never do it again."
Lance - "Why?"
Allan - "Because he said he had to go to the doctor for something called, Cali. King Crabs."
Lance - "California King Crabs?!"
Allan - "Ya, its like red lobster down there."
by Hybrid12367 January 02, 2012
"I was bangin my girl doggy syle and I was hittin it so hard and fast my captain popped out and the tip of my hog nailed her butt-cheek and gave me a Crotch Chop!!"
by David Meece January 05, 2006
When a male/female has died their hair any hue or saturation of the color green. They respectively have done the same with their pubic hair.
Billy: Dude that chick with the lime green hair is so hot!
Johnny: Ew, hell no! Shes a total moss crotch!
Johnny: Ew, hell no! Shes a total moss crotch!
by Shugar Lipz June 02, 2009
S finishes sandwhich then looks down + exclaims:
"Hey C check it out crotch food!"
"Ah crotch food, its the best type!"
"Hey C check it out crotch food!"
"Ah crotch food, its the best type!"
by Kinkish Pink October 01, 2005
The act of sitting in a seat at a movie theater while the groin area is a hot and sweaty environment.
by BlindBat January 01, 2009