crack shipper

that one fangirl/guy who scorns canon and screams "I SHIP IT" at midnight. Never ever ever say you disagree with a ship in a crack shippers presence, or prepare to be bitten.

random: "Thats such a weird ship... they must be a crack shipper."

crack shipper: "STFU YOU B***** DON'T F******* S**** ON MY OTP

crack shipper by nothingtoseehere^^ November 29, 2022

crack vet 

A crack vet is a stereotypical former or active service member similar to bro-vet, but will say the most outlandish, retarded, things you will ever hear, a crack vet will discriminate against younger boots and laugh at how they dress, even though they wear fruity short shorts by grunt style while wearing a backwards trucker cap, they also speak in a robotic matter and sound like Mordecai from regular show while doing it

That NCO talking about how he wishes he could strangle his kid seems like a crack vet

crack vet by Mrpeaches21 January 3, 2023

crack a nut o'clock 

when your feeling that sudden need to just crack a nut.

person1: what time is it. person2: IT CRACK A NUT O'CLOCK

crack a nut o'clock by cheesy wet cheese milk May 3, 2023

Crack Dumpling 

A starchy doughy snack wrapped around a filling but instead of anything normal inside like meat or whatever it's just actual crack cocaine.

larry: hey bob, did you remember to bring those special Crack Dumplings for my mother's wedding?
bob: yeah
larry: good :)

Crack Dumpling by VervetMonkey August 16, 2023

crack open a cold one 

Sl. (To) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.

Y'know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.

crack open a cold one by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 6, 2003

crack cookie

a cookie so good the eater will be addicted to it fromt the first bite, made of all legal substances at the local supermarket, the best cookie being the "no-bake" cookie which has butter, milk, sugar, and peanut butter, melted in a pot and mixed with oats and grahm crackers, and cooled on a flat surface.

you'll be addicted to my crack cookies.

crack cookie by james h.O. January 23, 2007

Crack an Egg

The act of unloading ones jizz pistol into both hands and then miming the breaking of an egg over your partners face, letting the "egg whites" drip onto them.

"Make sure you Crack an Egg on her, for me."

Crack an Egg by Boobafet August 27, 2014