Emo Cookie

Emo Cookies have become widely known on gaming website 'Kongregate Games'. Create by Meghan16, they are the yummiest and most depressed snack in existence (:

Meghan16: *Gives Danny an emo cookie*
DannyTehDood: *Eats Emo Cookie*
Meghan16: Was it nice?
DannyTehDood: Yeah *Flicks emo hair to the side*

by DannyTehDood December 27, 2009

jock strap cookie race

When new players of a football team are required to insert a chocolate cream filled cookies between their butt cheeks and run down a 100 yard football field while wearing a jock strap And whoever drops the cookie before finishing the race is required to consume the ass sweat cookie along with the other losers of the race but the winner is not required to eat the cookie but hey why not it shows team spirit. (in Blue Mountain State this is how Alex Moran, Creg Shilo and Sammy cacciatore are initiated into the blue mountain state football team and for some reason Thad Castle takes part in the race even though he is already part of the football team and he actually wins but still eats the cookie because he's a real ass G like that And to top that all off he's the captain and the best that BMS will ever have.)

Damn did you see that jock strap cookie race last week? Yeah!... It was crazy

Hey I would like become a member of the blue mountain state football team. Ok if you think your BMS material then you need to first participate in the jock strap cookie race. I'll be there.

by Blue lag December 30, 2016

cookie crumble

To strike a women in the vaginal area with either your hand or foot.

Jen: "If you sleep with my man again I swear I will give you a cookie crumble that you won't be able to recover."

by blakkkkkkeeeeee September 25, 2007

anal cookie

a piece of shit that comes out of the asshole

OMG that is one HUGE anal cookie !!

by B0B January 2, 2005

Cum on my cookies please.

A statement.
You ask your partner this after sexual penetration.
The male that you are fucking then cums on your cookies that just randomly happened to be next to you while the two or 7 of you are screwing.
And you eat the cookies.

Elysia: "Cum on my cookies please."
Dante: -Cums on her cookies.-
Elysia: -Eats the cookies.-

by Naked_in_2.59 June 26, 2008

Cookie Monster

See Ja Rule.

Ya sing for hoes and ya sound like the Cookie Monster

by G-Union May 6, 2003

Cookie Whore

A cookie whore is a person who cant be trusted with any cake or chocolate. Be wary of those called katie, they get vicious! cookie Stealing

Guy 1: hey wheres my fucking cookie!
Guy 2: keep your voice down we all know katie's a cookie whore!

by mortalperil July 11, 2010