condoned

(verb) to get eaten out on a bathroom floor while/after you just puked your guts out in the toilet at a house party or bar with a guy you do not know. It is possible you might get walked in on in the act by someone who knows all your friends, but its not necessarily implied.

I got condoned last, I hope i don't run into him on campus because that's awkward.

by bathroomeatoutgirl December 28, 2009

plasticrap condam

Manly use for Having sex with a partner that has herpes. use it to cover the parts of the herpis and then have fun (May not work)

Try it your self its fun to use a plasticrap condam (MAY NOT WORK)

by Eric W.. August 25, 2006

condomonium

Trouble looking for a condom.

It was condomonium when i looked in my wallet for protection.

by mysterius man October 25, 2004

Venus Condoms

A sheet of flavored plastic or latex used to protect luvas from STDs during oral luv making. When used properly, it will help prevent the exchange of bodily fluids during oral luvin.

All I could taste and smell were plastic strawberries while taking my girly friend to cloud-V with Venus Condoms.

by Marcus Rogan February 1, 2006

condos roblox

a fucking game where you can have e sex in

oh yea want to have condo sex on condos roblox

by voklp July 22, 2022

condomplating

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.

She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."

by Peter Moody November 5, 2008

Condog

When you grill a hotdog (or sausage) with a condom on it and then feed it to some whom you are not fond of.

*At a Barbeque*

Guy1: Man, Hasko is so fucking stupid and annoying...

Guy2: That's alright, just feed him a condog!! Then he'll shut up.

by condogs January 13, 2010