Coke and Poke

The act of doing some cocaine and then having some crazy sex afterwards.

"I think I'm gonna invite that stoner girl Becca over this weekend"
"Yeah man! You should do a Coke and Poke. "

by Nerdgasm August 18, 2016

Cryptic Coke

A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.

I fucked your mom in the Cryptic Coke last night.

by sweetie bee October 18, 2012

Coke Monster

A hallucination of a mountain lion with white eyes following you.

"My coked-out brother-in-law said he was hunting and a mountain lion with white eyes followed him home. Coke Monster."

by PattyWithAPH November 16, 2017

coke-cophony

This phenomenon occurs when at least two people argue or discuss something intensively that they wouldn't even give a shit about if they weren't doing ... coke.

Please don't bother Natalie and David, they are literally having a coke-cophony in the kitchen and everyone has moved to another room.

by SFnative89 December 13, 2022

Rooster in a coke bottle

"Rooster in a coke bottle" upset, or angry. Feeling rushed or under pressure. "Squeezed" mad. Roosters are generally a protected species, some might call them in Angry Bird. Imagine a Rooster squeezed into a coke bottle, he's pretty upset right. So hence the expression rooster and a coke bottle. when you feel under the gun or squeezed or under pressure, you get a little upset sometimes. Have you ever heard the expression" Running around like a chicken with its head cut off ?"

My boss has me feeling like a rooster in a coke bottle

by Abraham English July 4, 2018

It’s just coke!

When ur mom is lying that there’s no alchohol in her drink

You:what’s that
Mom:it’s just coke!

by C00chi man March 6, 2021

Coke and Fries Halo

Coke and fries Halo was made in 2007 to promote the upcoming Halo game, Halo 3.

Back in 2007, you could go to Burger King and get a Coke and Fries Halo. This was to market Halo 3 which was set to release later that year. In this promotion they put Halo on Coca Cola and fries, featuring Master Chief and the release date of Halo 3. Because of this, we have Coke and Fries Halo. A cool thing about Coke and Fries Halo is the design, it looks like Halo. This is to promote their upcoming game, Halo 3. To do this, they made Coke and Fries Halo. This is back in 2007 when people consumed a lot of Coke and Fries, and liked to play Halo. So they decided to combine them, giving us Coke and Fries Halo. They made this in 2007 by putting Master Chief and Halo related things on the design for both their Coca Cola cup, and their fry container. So you could go to Burger King and say "I would like a Coke and Fries Halo," and then you get this. What you're seeing on screen is Coke and Fries Halo.

by Fungus_2763 November 12, 2023