South Dakota spring clean

When a chick gets on her knees and cleans your dick cheese with a can of air freshener while licking your asshole then wipes up the left over moisture and uses the residue to clean the house

Took the bitch home and she did a South Dakota spring clean. Took me by surprise

South Dakota spring clean by Bobss842 March 12, 2026

Madison County Clean

Someone who abstains from mood altering chemicals, with the exception of snorting their Suboxone prescription and smoking spice.

Hell nah I don't want any alcohol bro, I'm Madison County Clean now and don't have time for your shanigans. But could I let you sleep with my girlfriend for a ride to the Sub doctor? Also, could I smoke this Katy stick on the way if I roll the windows down?

Madison County Clean by OJ Skrimpson March 15, 2026

will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke 

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke by QuacksO August 4, 2018

Why's everything he does so clean 

When a guy has to much morion and is jus him (Avi)

Why's everything he does so clean😩

Why's everything he does so clean by Bagbo☃️ December 27, 2023

Mr. Clean

Someone who thinks they are better then others because they don't drink, smoke weed etc.

"All you give a fxck about is coke and xbox. " tom
"You think your better then people, mr. Clean mr high and mighty.

Mr. Clean by King Cobraaa December 14, 2019

Mrs. Clean 

Plain and stocked up on hand sanitizer and bleach.

Mrs. Clean didnt want anything to traumatize her delicate mind, so she kept lots of hand sanitizer and bleach, and tried to convince her fans she was perfect and wholesome all the time, that she had never done anything wrong in her life, as innocent as an animal.

Mrs. Clean by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Mr. Clean A Wap 

Is the act of driving on the wrong side of road while eating fried chicken nugget birds and performing the Aussie Hot Pocket

Performed the Mr. Clean A WAP last night and got to say both proud and disgusted with myself right now

Mr. Clean A Wap by Le Sex Furguson IV October 8, 2020