A very wide penis which is not by definition a chode due to it technically being longer than it is wide, but is still wide enough to the point where it's undesirable or appears stocky.
Girl: Look at how big my man's dick is!
Boy: (at first glance) wtf, that's a chode
Girl: That is not a chode. Shut up.
Boy: It's close enough. ... It's an honorary chode.
Boy: (at first glance) wtf, that's a chode
Girl: That is not a chode. Shut up.
Boy: It's close enough. ... It's an honorary chode.
by eternalquake127 October 10, 2017
Get the Honorary Chode mug.Any of a number of recently erected, shimmery high-rise apartment buildings on the Lower East Side of Manhattan designed to attract hordes of chodes with expendable income and no interest in the people who already live there to the neighborhood.
Can we cross to the other side of Houston? A swarm of chodes just poured out of that chode hive over Whole Foods.
by maddiggity September 8, 2009
Get the chode hive mug.This guy I was with last night had such a bad reverse chode we had to use a spring roll as a condom.
by mrcannoli1997 June 3, 2015
Get the Reverse Chode mug.This product is a grainy powder that can be rubbed on one's chode and it will dehydrate and shrivel the chode until the width grealy decreases and the chode becomes a normal penis. Found in the same habitat as the chode lasso.
by The Chode Expert January 8, 2009
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Get the chode ripper mug.A chode mamba is simply the leader of a group of chodes. In this scenario I am referring to a chode as someone who is totally acting not like themselves. The chode mamba tells everyone information that is truthfully pointless. A chode mamba has the power to lead the chodes and chode everyone out in any way possible.
He was sitting on the couch saying useless information that no one cares about acting like a chode-mamba.
by chode 4 life November 8, 2009
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