five case on a three

Wearing expensive clothes with a shitty body is like hiding your shitty iPhone 3 with a 5 case.

Erin: "Wow! Lookit that girl wearing Oscar De La Renta!"
Marco: "Muffin top, spider veins, and a Spock ear... clearly, it's a five case on a three . "

by Terio Marin June 17, 2016

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Swamp Cakes

The sexual act of eating the ingredients of a smore from the between the buttocks after they have melted due to body heat.

Yeah, on our camping trip my boyfriend fed me swamp cakes. It was hot.

by thejettison July 18, 2016

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foster case

awesome fucking friend best guy ever

foster case is awesome right

by juicy josh h October 22, 2016

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This is a word that only kids that are douchebags are named. Brodys are most likely the ass eaters of ur school and but never fucks the hot bitches. mostly the fatties that get bullied. All in all brody is a sorry excuse for a human whos dicks tiny as hell and pulls no bitches. brodys have no sweg and suck hella nigger balls. Chody Bales if ur reading this go to tell u rebel scum

"Brody Cales fucked sarah 2 days ago!" " you mean that fat girl in chemistry class "

by Brodysmom420 January 15, 2017

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Candie cakes

Alternative nickname of a white girl with an incredible booty named Candice. She is extremely beautiful and has an amazing body and a personality that just brings warmth to your life. She has a glow about her that just makes you love her. She is amazing any guy or girl would be lucky to be with

Candie cakes is a one of a kind woman.
Damn! Candie cakes got cake.

by Vinnie Van Gogh January 2, 2017

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