Bum Wife

A Wife who doesn't work, cook, clean, suck or perform anything of real importance for herself or her Husband.

"My Wife does nothing all day while I work, and then yells at me for no reason. I cook her dinner and I jerk off to her mom; I think what I have is a Bum Wife." ~ Stupid Man

by Jackoffcreamsoda January 12, 2011

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bum-hug

When you hug your boo with your hands on their bum!

A nice tight bum-hug is a great day to start the day!

by rudeboi69 March 15, 2008

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bum bagger

A Bum Bagger, someone who proudly wears a bum bag or aka fanny pack like it's 1962.

Mate, have you seen that bum bagger over there with his glittery bum bag!

by adi-boy November 6, 2019

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I`ve run out of vaseline, baby oil, cooking oil and all other substances capable of reducing the coefficient of friction between my cock and your arse. This will probably hurt as I must inevitably dry bum you with all the bestial vigour of a prize rottweiler.

I`ve got diarrhea at the moment so it won`t be that bad for me but don`t forget its my turn next.

by snez February 28, 2013

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bum trundler

An individual who frequently or unexpectedly neglects his regular companions in the pursuit of sexual gratification.
Derived from the accusation that these individuals seek to "trundle" (push/drive) the opposite sex, rather than partake in regular social activities.

Man X: Do you wish to accompany me and others to our regular meeting place?
Man Y: I cannot right now as i must urgently meet Woman Z
Man X: You sir, are a total and complete bum trundler.

by Bastard Loaf September 7, 2008

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bum-fu

a style of martial arts mastered by very few of the bumby class. it combines drunken boxing, aikido, and kenpo to form the ideal style of martial arts for the 'bumby' archetype.

"I know bum-fu!"

"Show me."

by DryGrain October 12, 2004

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