by rudeboi69 March 15, 2008

by adi-boy November 6, 2019

A Wife who doesn't work, cook, clean, suck or perform anything of real importance for herself or her Husband.
"My Wife does nothing all day while I work, and then yells at me for no reason. I cook her dinner and I jerk off to her mom; I think what I have is a Bum Wife." ~ Stupid Man
by Jackoffcreamsoda January 12, 2011

look at mr.faggot, he doesent have a clue, that every one in the room is straight.what a bum clown .
by mr lee in cardiff January 8, 2009

the act of anally raping an unsuspecting victim by pulling the pants and jumpping on the bum and inserting an unwated object in the butthole area.
by cockney. January 23, 2011

by Blackdog888 March 31, 2010

I`ve run out of vaseline, baby oil, cooking oil and all other substances capable of reducing the coefficient of friction between my cock and your arse. This will probably hurt as I must inevitably dry bum you with all the bestial vigour of a prize rottweiler.
I`ve got diarrhea at the moment so it won`t be that bad for me but don`t forget its my turn next.
I`ve got diarrhea at the moment so it won`t be that bad for me but don`t forget its my turn next.
by snez February 28, 2013
