Bum Explosion

When one needs the lavatory immediatley or one will cak shit their pants.

"Jamie had too much dodgy beer, he's now gonna have a bum explosion"

by Twinklebabe August 29, 2008

dry bum

Anal sex without any lubrication

I`ve run out of vaseline, baby oil, cooking oil and all other substances capable of reducing the coefficient of friction between my cock and your arse. This will probably hurt as I must inevitably dry bum you with all the bestial vigour of a prize rottweiler.

I`ve got diarrhea at the moment so it won`t be that bad for me but don`t forget its my turn next.

by snez March 01, 2013

Puffin Bum

"puffin bum" \ PUFF-in-bum\, noun:
1. The largest species of all known and recorded bums.
2. Big; Ginormous; Humongous.
3. popozuda.

Examples:
"Of my goodness! Did u just see that Puffin Bum?!"
"I know! Its the biggest butt i have EVER seen!".

by Mrs Mole January 07, 2011

Bum Botherer

A homosexual

Keep that Bum Botherer away from me, I drink from the furry cup!

by Blackdog888 March 31, 2010

bum chigger

1. a form of small insect that burrows within one's rectal area.
2. an insult deriving from the small rectal-burrowing insect.

"shut the fuck up, bum chigger"

by matt August 27, 2003

bum-hug

When you hug your boo with your hands on their bum!

A nice tight bum-hug is a great day to start the day!

by rudeboi69 March 15, 2008

Photo-bummed

The act of mooning while a person's picture is being taken.

Franco photo-bummed Bibs while her pic was taken! "Oiy, pasty white boy photo-bummed!"

by Trixi Saint James December 27, 2013