airplane boner

An airplane boner is a swelling of the male genitals beginning at take-off and lasting until landing. The penis becomes hard likely to altitude and/or pressure changes. Some suggest it is a fear boner related to flying. It is unfortunately very painful and restricts walking down the isles. The only known remedy is to tightly secure the seatbelt in hopes it will cut off blood flow and restore a flaccid man-unit.

I was in pain the entire flight. My airplane boner was raging. The woman next to me was not happy to see my bulge throbbing for 6 hours between Seattle and New York.

by MisterMack February 20, 2018

boner jam

an exceptional scene culled from a pornographic film; the penultimate segment of a pornographic work

popularized by the film 'the 40-year old virgin' in which he is given a tape of sacred porno moments called "boner jams '03".

the second scene of jenna jameson's last film is all boner jam.

by phishy1 August 23, 2006

geek boner

Getting excited over something video game, electronic, comic, or movie related.

Dude was playing Metal Gear Solid 4 and I picked up a p90 with 999 ammo in it. I got the biggest geek boner ever.

by Mikey Olivera June 15, 2008

Boner's remorse

Boner's remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after boning a chick he shouldn't have

A: Did you fuck that heffer you picked up?
B: Yeah man, I was so drunk last night, totally having boner's remorse

by dbGenius October 4, 2008

Boner twinkies

A phrase said between bros when they simultaneously have boners.

Bro #1: Hey dude, did you see that hot girl?
Bro #2: Yeah brah, I totally have a boner now.
Bro #1: No way, me too!
Both: BONER TWINKIES!!!!!

by cachemoney000 August 20, 2009

Captain Boner

Super cool flying boner thats aim in life is to save the human race from infertilisation

"oh captain boner thank god your here, without you i never would have become fertile" "thats ok sonny boy, everyone deserves the right to inpregnate another being, man, woman, cat, dog, grandma..."

by Kristian Donaldson March 8, 2005

Awkward Boner

Normally you get an awkward boner when standing next to the hottest girl ever, but your girlfriend is right next to you. The boner ends up sprouting from a little sapling, and turns into a huge ass tree just so everyone can see it.

Mike- "Hey Jennifer!" *Gets awkward boner*

Mike's girlfriend- oh you get a
Boner staring at her but not at me?!? Da fuq is this BS!!?!!?"

by That pin head across the stree January 31, 2014