acquired blindness

becoming attracted to someone or something after an initial encounter where there was no attraction

"Whoah, what happened to him?"
"He's got acquired blindness for that girl Amy. She's fricken ugly."

by Nately's Whore's Kid Sister November 4, 2011

Stores Blindness

The inability to find equipment in a store despite your best efforts and searching, can bring about the shakes, tremmors, shaking of the head in a side to side motion, sleep loss, withdrawl from society, partial incontinence

I have been looking so long i think i have stores blindness

by Mad Phil November 13, 2011

Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.

JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.

by Blondeterage September 18, 2012

change blindness

Change blindness is a psychological phenomenon that occurs when a change in a visual stimulus goes unnoticed by the observer. The reasons these changes usually remain unnoticed by the observer include obstructions in the visual field, eye movements, a change of location, or a lack of attention. The brain regions that have been observed as active during change blindness are the prefrontal lobe, the fusiform face area, the pulvinar, the cerebellum, the inferior temporal gyrus, the parietal lobe, and the frontal lobe.

For example, an individual fails to notice a difference between two images that are identical except for one difference. That is change Blindness.

by NextNapoleon September 17, 2013

whisky-blind

So drunk (having only drunk whisky) that one is temporarily blind.

"I was whisky-blind last night, staggering home at five."

by Schopenhauer-Lowell November 5, 2013

vagina blinders

When a man wants vagina so bad that's all he could see.
Definition by Boomer

My friend had such a bad case of vagina blinders that he didn't even notice she had a husband and two kids he just hit it.

by Boom5798 April 18, 2014

budda blind

Temporary "blindness" due to being extremely stoned. The "Blindness" is only cured by looking elsewhere then returning to find said object where you first looked, in plain sight.

I'm so budda blind that I looked all day and it was right here.

by satanburns March 13, 2015