child birth

when you fall out ya mom
this happens when daddy bones mommy
without protection
9months later
Bam!!
and thats why u gotta
respect the ladies
your ass comes in 2 to the universe
oh yeah and mom will know pain
beyond boundries that a guy can
imagine

its happened u as well as every one
ask your mom on this ... or wife
on child birth

by k man 007 January 30, 2009

bitch that gave birth

"puta que pariu"; equivalent of "FUCKING HEEL!";"GODDAMN!" and other bad-mouthed interjections

Bitch that gave birth, I have an exam tomorrow, and forgot to stufy!

by Journas October 9, 2003

Anal Birthday

When your so excited that it's your birthday that when you go to blow out the candles you shit your pants.

Shane: Ryan had an anal birthday last week
Jordon: How do you know?
Shane: There was choclait frosting in his pants

by Not So Happy Birthday March 7, 2011

Birthday Sex

The sex which gets Lindsay pregnant

"Damn, she is looking fat!"
"She just had some birthday sex"

"Aw the baby is so cute! What is his name?
"Birfday sexx"

"Welcome the the abortion clinic. What's hood nigga"
"I have a birthday sex problem..."

by big black sexy daddy h April 13, 2010

birthday

A great day indeed, 'specially if you have friends (not those imaginary ones hidden in your closet).

"I see it is Gregs birthday today....."
"yes it is."
"I go to dentist for you, yeah?"

by cyhm37 April 13, 2006

Platinum Birthday

When both the digits of your age match the day you were born.

Example: I was born on the 3rd. This year I turn 33. I'm having my Platinum Birthday (going platinum). When I turn 66 I'll go Double Platinum!

by Whiskey Infused Wit June 26, 2017

iLL Since Birth

iLL SiNce BiRth Ent. was founded by a Recording Artist from Long Beach known to many as KL33N KiNg, and to others as DouBLe K. With all this recent talk of how Hip Hop is dead and how the music industry has come to a shortfall to produce any real artists, Double K is the exact anecdote the game needs to be brought back to life. He is not bound to any one form of music but explores and incorporates all genres into his music including: Jazz,Latin,R&B,Soul,Reggae,Rock,Pop,and Hip Hop. He does not get caught up in the hype and conform to what other artists are doing or saying rather he creates his own image and portrays real music to the T. He always speaks from real life experiences and his own impoverished childhood. He has not had a great life thus far; however, his determination, tenacity, will to succeed, and mainly his trust in god has brought him to where he is today. A very prolific artist, already working on his 4th Album and making moves to book shows and gigs anywhere his music will be heard, proves that his whole goal in this business is to bring hip hop back to how it used to be, when artists would gather and “Rap” just for the hell of it, just for that feeling of adrenaline it gave them to hear the shouts(some good some bad)of their peers. As K put it “if you’ve never been criticized negatively,you dont knoe what it is to be a true artist."

ill since birth is not only a music group from the LB they also help craft young aspiring artists to reach theyre full potential, produce beats, produce tracks, create album art, and help master you tracks.

by Hiphop106 December 2, 2009