some_bagel

a fire emblem enjoyer, specifically Deirdre, Mist, and Flayn fire emblem. Also hates lorenzwig .

I saw some_bagel and now I hate lorenzwig.

by some_bagel August 7, 2021

Breakfast Bagel

When you wake up and eat the butthole of your lover or acquaintance

Woke up and had a Breakfast Bagel this morning before the big meeting.

by Gamezurkers November 13, 2021

depression bagel

A depression bagel is a bagel you eat while you are feeling depressed, to make you happy again

Person1: “i feel kind of depressed”
Person2: “you should get a depression bagel”

by Leftsockguy November 14, 2021

Cat Bagel

The form cats take when powering up to take over the world, usually noticeable by the h o l e in the middle. However, they sit on their lazy asses and not do it, and sleep.

Awww.... look at that cat in a Cat Bagel...

by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021

Belgian Bagel

Hillary Clinton's dusty butthole.

Chris is a real belgian bagel.

by ragingwaffles October 2, 2021

Daniel Babelyan

Weird human that likes to hit people. Daniel has a body of a twig and slaps his little sister everyday. Daniel is also very weak

Daniel Babelyan is weak

by Michellebbgcutedog November 21, 2021

Buffalo bagels

Bullshit.

Mary told her misbehaving students who were lying to her to stop it with the Buffalo Bagels.

by DarthFlyer November 26, 2021