april 5

National host a nerf battle day

Friend: hello
Me:let's host a nerf battle
Friend: really?!?!

Me: yea it's april 5

by zachnerfer December 17, 2021

April 8th

The day of rejection.

Matthew Wang got rejected by Chloe Jang on this fateful night.

Josh Song: APRIL 8TH!!!!
Matthew Wang: *cries*

by EverPlague June 13, 2023

April 11th

National send a friend a nude day. On this day u should definitely send ur best friend of the opposite gender a picture of yourself naked

Hey it’s April 11th can I get a pic

by Bock and call February 20, 2021

April 16

April 16 is a day where u get tho kiss or hug your boyfriend or girlfriend and if you have a crush you can also go for it the might like you back ;) <3

boy:hey it’s April 16 you know what that means

girl:no what does it mean
boy:April 16 is when you get to hug or kiss you’re bf or gf or even ur crush
girl: :o

by wassupppyall April 14, 2021

April 23

National Castration day. A day for all women to set men right before April 24.

I don’t have to worry about April 24 because April 23 is National Castration day.

by Fuck men April 19, 2021

april 11

national send titty picks day

ayy it’s april 11 wanna send??

by Yaboimackle April 11, 2022

april 12

the day in which you have to slap anyone you know with the name jaden/jayden. make sure it’s a big slap!!!

ahh today is april 12! where is jaden/jayden? i need to slap their big ass booty!

by sowjndkaoajdks April 9, 2022