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alaskan fishwoover

When two guys go fishing and when one catches a fish, Then the person who caught the fish sticks it up your ass, your friends ass, or anyones ass
Keith gave me an alaskan fishwoover, what a homo
by Jimmy the best August 22, 2011
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Alaskin Fanny Cream

When someone Ejaculate's in a pot and then leave it for 2-3 days, then shit in it. and put it in the microwave for 2 mins. Then get it out, and rub it all over your partners pussy for some lub. To add flavour or a kick add marmite! :)
Alaskin Fanny Cream, is a exsotic lub.
by alaskin makers March 30, 2011
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Alaskan Tuxedo

The sexual practice of inserting vanilla ice cream or frozen custard up a partner's anus and licking it out, fecal matter included.
Dude, did you see Sarah give Todd an Alaskan Tuxedo? It got all over her glasses!
by Mudflap69 December 21, 2010
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Alaska

Anal Sex.

It is dark, damp, muddy, and everyone wants to go there once, but once you've been there, ....
My girlfriend finally let me to go to alaska, but I don't think that will be happening again.
by Damn Right1111 August 28, 2012
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Alaska

The worst state in the United States. Most people who live here are: 1. Born here and never move. 2. Are forced to live here either because of the military or because they are under 18 and have insane parents who make them live in this shithole. Most people walk around carrying a gun and spouting how they think alaska's "LIKE TOTES AMAZING AND WE CAN LIKE SHOOT EVERYTHING AND ITS LIKE 40 DEGREES BELOW ZERO BUT ITS LIKE TOTAL PARADISE! OMG LIKE TOTALLY!!!"
Alaska is the worst place ever.
by Invader Rose Tyler March 5, 2013
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Alaskan Dog Face

One sits on a bag of ice for no less than 2 hours and sits on the face of a sexual partner, prompting analingus.
It was a really hot day so Lindsey asked me to try an Alaskan Dog Face.
by S.Meadows November 30, 2010
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alaskgasm

1. The feeling of release experienced while experiencing Alaska through the lens of reality TV.
2. The overall obsession of American pop culture with all things Alaskan (i.e. Deadliest Catch, Ice Road Truckers, Palin Family)
I had an alaskgasm watching Sarah Palin holding that moose by its giant rack.

I had multiple alaskgasms watching Bristol Palin dancing and shaking her giant rack.

Deadliest Catch gives me a cold, wet alaskgasm, followed by crabs.
by YourMommaWasaPolarBear April 29, 2011
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