absolute unit

Someone who exhibits a large amount of power.

Did you just see that girls throw? She’s an absolute unit!

by blondebhabe June 3, 2018

an absolute idiot

me.

i apologize for my past definitions for anyone who had to see them.

😀 they're so weird

🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️ i promise kpop fans are not like that

😟 i was just going through a weird phase

IM NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE 🧍 ♀️

(also real definition of an absolute idiot is someone who is truly so stupid that they do the most questionable things ever with no hesitation e.g., me)

person 1: omg did you hear about that really cringy person who made weird definitions??

person 2: yea theyre an absolute idiot

person 1: fr

by an absolute idiot April 19, 2021

Abso-durka-lutely

Agreed 137.25%. When normal agreement just won't do. The most agreeingist you can be.

John, would you like to film me and my sister together?

"Abso-durka-lutely!!!"

by jihad of sheep February 10, 2007

Abstinence

Saying you don't want to have sex so you can hide your cubic genitalia.

"I don't have balls, I have cubes, that's why I say I practise Abstinence , I just want to pretect the ones I love"

Abstinence.

by tinted swest June 16, 2010

absospaminlutly

like absolutly but better

that spam is absospaminlutly spamtastic

by spamman February 19, 2003

absolut rapage

an event that leads a group of friends speechless, as they come to realize there is only one thing to say. my friends, absolute rapage is the highest honor a man can pay a single entity.

That herb we smoked was absolut rapage bro.

by kia downs March 15, 2008

Absortion

When a liquid becomes a mass of semi-solid gel.

We participated in an experiment where we used absortion to turn water into a mass of semi solid gel.

by mar'c March 29, 2009