Someone who takes way too much advantage of small fuck windows (windows of time when someone who normally wouldn't will fuck them). Similar to slut and whore.
"She screwed Brad when he was drunk? What a windowfuck!"
"Cindy, you're a foreign exchange student. I'm not going to have sex with you. Do I look like a window fuck?"
"Cindy, you're a foreign exchange student. I'm not going to have sex with you. Do I look like a window fuck?"
by loonom May 09, 2015
A deceptive weather phenomenon, where indoors and behind sealed windows it feels quite warm, but outside it feels windy and quite cold.
Man1:"Why are you wearing a t-shirt? It's cold out here."
Man2:"It's window-warm, it was sweating in the car."
Man2:"It's window-warm, it was sweating in the car."
by chicago_citizen April 29, 2011
Gay men put a potato on their window sill when they want to suck a dick. This makes it easier for other gays to know which house to go to for blowjobs.
by Poutinequeen December 30, 2015
A program on a computer screen, usually a word processing document that someone switches to when a family member enters the room. This is most often a cover-up when someone is actually browsing a website of pornographic nature.
by afronova May 16, 2008
If cars ran on Windows Vista:
7:30 am. Johnny goes to get in his car (that he's making $700 monthly payments on). As soon as he turns the key, the car freezes. He tries to shift the car into reverse, but it doesn't respond. He fiddles with it for a couple minutes, before the car starts. He has to go through a range of windows to give permission for it to work. "Gearshift.exe needs your permission to run." "Steeringwheel.exe", "Radio.exe", etc. By the time he leaves, it's 7:37 and he's probably going to be late for work.
He's on a country road fifteen minutes later, when he gets a message. "Steeringwheel.exe has stopped working, Windows is checking for a solution." just as he's about to go around a curve. Just as he slams head on into a Windows 7 car, his car says "Airbag.exe needs your permission to run." Obviously he can't react in time for the crash, so the airbag doesn't deploy. After the crash, his hand slips, hits "Yes", and the airbag punches him in the face, causing further injury. The driver of the Windows 7 car walks away.
Good thing the emergency room doesn't run on Windows Vista.
7:30 am. Johnny goes to get in his car (that he's making $700 monthly payments on). As soon as he turns the key, the car freezes. He tries to shift the car into reverse, but it doesn't respond. He fiddles with it for a couple minutes, before the car starts. He has to go through a range of windows to give permission for it to work. "Gearshift.exe needs your permission to run." "Steeringwheel.exe", "Radio.exe", etc. By the time he leaves, it's 7:37 and he's probably going to be late for work.
He's on a country road fifteen minutes later, when he gets a message. "Steeringwheel.exe has stopped working, Windows is checking for a solution." just as he's about to go around a curve. Just as he slams head on into a Windows 7 car, his car says "Airbag.exe needs your permission to run." Obviously he can't react in time for the crash, so the airbag doesn't deploy. After the crash, his hand slips, hits "Yes", and the airbag punches him in the face, causing further injury. The driver of the Windows 7 car walks away.
Good thing the emergency room doesn't run on Windows Vista.
Windows Vista is better than Windows ME, and worse than Windows 3.1, 95, 98, 2000, XP, 7, 8... well pretty much any non ME Windows released since 1990.
by hoyclan June 10, 2014
by Batman242020 December 21, 2020
"Critical errors are the result of you asshats deleting system files" <--- But umm it crashed on clean Install. =/
by =/ June 15, 2003