A unit used when measuring time, deceivingly longer than an actual minute. Used to trick people into believing something will end shortly (ie. a minute) in order to get you to complete a task, yet often takes 2-3 times longer.
Bruce: I was ploughing away for ages so I asked her if she was about to come, and she said 'in a minute.'
Sean: How much longer did it take?
Bruce: About two more Taylor Swift songs.
Sean: More like a Rosie minute then.
Sean: How much longer did it take?
Bruce: About two more Taylor Swift songs.
Sean: More like a Rosie minute then.
by seanywester December 12, 2012
Get the Rosie minute mug.1. Implying something will happen in a short time.
2. When something hasn't happened in or has been happening for a LONG time.
2. When something hasn't happened in or has been happening for a LONG time.
1. I'll be on Penn North in a minute.
2A. Man, I've been sitting in central booking for a minute!
2B. i haven't been to the Inner Harbor in a minute!
2A. Man, I've been sitting in central booking for a minute!
2B. i haven't been to the Inner Harbor in a minute!
by johnson4 April 1, 2021
Get the in a minute mug.Person 1: are you ready yet?
Person 2: almost, I’ll be ready in 59 seconds.
Person 1: you fool, you could have just said you’d be ready in one military minute.
Person 2: you’re right, that’s such a practical and useful denomination of time.
Person 2: almost, I’ll be ready in 59 seconds.
Person 1: you fool, you could have just said you’d be ready in one military minute.
Person 2: you’re right, that’s such a practical and useful denomination of time.
by A Cream Supreme August 19, 2022
Get the Military Minute mug.Time of luxury. Should be free and includes nips, tips, and buns. Minutes are dreamy and free.don’t listen to someone that calls them currency
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Person 2: Yes
Person 1:The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release
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Person 1:The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release
by Twittlerio February 1, 2025
Get the The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release mug.Mother: It's time to get out of bed
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)
Jim: Give me five more minutes
(Mother leaves room, and does not bother Jim for more than five minutes while Jim sleeps)
by m.slaty December 2, 2021
Get the five more minutes mug.When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.
I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.
I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
by LumbrJack April 27, 2023
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