you wish you had josh pennetta.
by abby sylva January 17, 2012
A mythical creature of very round stature that has a pet turkey named 'Oqueefe' and also plays with his very jagged and macaroni shaped penis. He calls it Christian Katsanos. He also has a neighbor called 'Fatty Philip' who licks his vagina all day and wishing he had a copy of Halo Reach.
One day a brave adventured name 'Cody the FUCKING AWESOME' came through the forest in search of food' He saw Josh Shoup and immediately shot Josh Shoup. Nearby a creature named 'Poopstain' came from under his hole and jumped on Cody leaving piles of shit everywhere. Cody immediately took this little papaya shaped creature and threw it at Josh Shoups penis A.K.A Christian Katsanos. Cody returned home where his neighbor the village homosexual named 'Dylan' was having sex with Pp2000 all over the floor.
by Skinlesssax July 06, 2011
by Heykkkffsdhg November 22, 2017
WOW! What can I say about Pig Josh.......................................... HE IS A FAT ASS!!!!............
by Dave Rardin April 26, 2005
A type of man who teases a woman and leads her on, while alternately still dating his girlfriend brianna garcia
by Lillian January 07, 2005
Quiet at first. Seems standoffish but is shockingly open minded. Willing to listen without pushing his insightfully correct view of the world. Doesn't need to change his demeanor to collect love from the ladies; it's all natural. Phermone laden love machine. Verile. Strong. A genuine friend and formidable enemy. Generous to a fault. Flat cool without trying.
Remember: Joshua crumbled the walls of Jericho with beats. Dope beats.
Remember: Joshua crumbled the walls of Jericho with beats. Dope beats.
Josh Jackson is wicked smart, and shockinlgy oblivious.
Josh Jackson is aided by the winds of time and soiled by the deeds of man.
Josh Jackson is like fine wine. Better with age and too strong for virgin lips.
Josh Jackson is aided by the winds of time and soiled by the deeds of man.
Josh Jackson is like fine wine. Better with age and too strong for virgin lips.
by 3jvj February 05, 2010
by Bobby Fa Lay December 05, 2016