I`ve run out of vaseline, baby oil, cooking oil and all other substances capable of reducing the coefficient of friction between my cock and your arse. This will probably hurt as I must inevitably dry bum you with all the bestial vigour of a prize rottweiler.
I`ve got diarrhea at the moment so it won`t be that bad for me but don`t forget its my turn next.
I`ve got diarrhea at the moment so it won`t be that bad for me but don`t forget its my turn next.
by snez February 28, 2013
Get the dry bummug. An individual who frequently or unexpectedly neglects his regular companions in the pursuit of sexual gratification.
Derived from the accusation that these individuals seek to "trundle" (push/drive) the opposite sex, rather than partake in regular social activities.
Derived from the accusation that these individuals seek to "trundle" (push/drive) the opposite sex, rather than partake in regular social activities.
Man X: Do you wish to accompany me and others to our regular meeting place?
Man Y: I cannot right now as i must urgently meet Woman Z
Man X: You sir, are a total and complete bum trundler.
Man Y: I cannot right now as i must urgently meet Woman Z
Man X: You sir, are a total and complete bum trundler.
by Bastard Loaf September 7, 2008
Get the bum trundlermug. by adi-boy November 6, 2019
Get the bum baggermug. by rudeboi69 March 15, 2008
Get the bum-hugmug. 1. a form of small insect that burrows within one's rectal area.
2. an insult deriving from the small rectal-burrowing insect.
2. an insult deriving from the small rectal-burrowing insect.
by matt August 27, 2003
Get the bum chiggermug. the act of anally raping an unsuspecting victim by pulling the pants and jumpping on the bum and inserting an unwated object in the butthole area.
by cockney. January 23, 2011
Get the bum jummpingmug. look at mr.faggot, he doesent have a clue, that every one in the room is straight.what a bum clown .
by mr lee in cardiff January 8, 2009
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