Skip to main content

dry bum

I`ve run out of vaseline, baby oil, cooking oil and all other substances capable of reducing the coefficient of friction between my cock and your arse. This will probably hurt as I must inevitably dry bum you with all the bestial vigour of a prize rottweiler.

I`ve got diarrhea at the moment so it won`t be that bad for me but don`t forget its my turn next.
by snez February 28, 2013
mugGet the dry bummug.

bum trundler

An individual who frequently or unexpectedly neglects his regular companions in the pursuit of sexual gratification.
Derived from the accusation that these individuals seek to "trundle" (push/drive) the opposite sex, rather than partake in regular social activities.
Man X: Do you wish to accompany me and others to our regular meeting place?
Man Y: I cannot right now as i must urgently meet Woman Z
Man X: You sir, are a total and complete bum trundler.
by Bastard Loaf September 7, 2008
mugGet the bum trundlermug.

bum bagger

A Bum Bagger, someone who proudly wears a bum bag or aka fanny pack like it's 1962.
Mate, have you seen that bum bagger over there with his glittery bum bag!
by adi-boy November 6, 2019
mugGet the bum baggermug.

bum-hug

When you hug your boo with your hands on their bum!
A nice tight bum-hug is a great day to start the day!
by rudeboi69 March 15, 2008
mugGet the bum-hugmug.

bum chigger

1. a form of small insect that burrows within one's rectal area.
2. an insult deriving from the small rectal-burrowing insect.
by matt August 27, 2003
mugGet the bum chiggermug.

bum jummping

the act of anally raping an unsuspecting victim by pulling the pants and jumpping on the bum and inserting an unwated object in the butthole area.
dude, i went up to the homeless person outside of kmart and totally and "bum jummping" we went.
by cockney. January 23, 2011
mugGet the bum jummpingmug.

bum clown

a homosexual that doesent realise no one wants his bum
look at mr.faggot, he doesent have a clue, that every one in the room is straight.what a bum clown .
by mr lee in cardiff January 8, 2009
mugGet the bum clown mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email