Chris is a dangerous man. He will talk about 9/11 and talks about blowing up Africa. He will also try and destroy you with his Steel-toe boots. So if you see him around you, get as far away from him as possible.
by Little-Asian March 26, 2019
Get the chris pearch mug.Chris Davis is a powerhouse. He is constantly fueled by the love he has for other people and the love he has for what he does. Don’t underestimate him because he has more to offer than you could ever imagine. He has a heart of gold, and you are so so lucky if he chooses to give you a piece of it. He is musically blessed, to witness him play music is to be transcended from this earthly realm into another beautiful place far far away. He is the absolute best lover you could experience, he will give you nights you’ll never forget. He is gorgeous from the inside out, and once you realize there’s so much more to him than his captivating appearance, there’s really no going back. He will make you the happiest person in the world without even trying...Chris Davis is unlike any other. If you encounter one in your life, love him with all your heart and keep him close to you.
“who’s the new guy you’re with?”
“chris davis..”
“oh shit. you’re about to have the happiest relationship ever.”
“chris davis..”
“oh shit. you’re about to have the happiest relationship ever.”
by izzawizza May 23, 2019
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Get the Chris Golby mug.The guy with the horse cock. The legend you all know and love. Watch out he might steal your girl, man or even virginity. He eliminates middle classes and is the best at fortnite. If you see a kid that looks like the love child of a raccoon, leafyishere, the mayor of whoville’s son you know thats the Packer.
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Get the Chris Packer mug.Local celebrityin the eastern PA area known for being rarted. He also eats the strings off sweatshirts like a weirdo and is garbage at basketball and baseball. He is so rarted he threw a baseball at the hoop at the game. All-in-all, he is just plain d u m b.
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NEVER underestimate his talent and power!
NEVER underestimate his talent and power!
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