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SAVE YOURSELF

NEVER TRUST, NEVER RELY ON ANY OTHER PERSON THAN YOURSELF TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE. IT STARTS WITH THE THOUGHTS IN YOUR OWN MIND; THEN AFTER THAT, YOU HAVE TO PUT ACTIONS TO YOUR LIFE. NEVER RELY ON PLACES THAT CLAIM TO HELP YOU. WHETHER ITS THE QUOTE UNQUOTE ''GOVERNMENT'' (REALLY, THEY ARE JUST GROUPS OF PEOPLE)... WHETHER IT IS THE GOVERNMENT OR A PLACE LIKE A CHURCH, OR A SOCIETY, OR A GROUP THAT SAYS THEY CAN HELP YOU. THINK FOR YOURSELF. STOP LISTENING TO PARENTS, AND TEACHERS AND PROFESSORS AND THE NEWS MEDIA.
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO LIVE LIFE, SAVE YOURSELF.
by m3mphis_chick24 October 28, 2025
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Oozing yourself

Robot 1 was on porn but his brother found out and told his mom to whoop his ass his brother said "did you start Oozing yourself?" he said y-yes
by Mariomushroomkingdom November 5, 2025
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.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.
.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.
by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025
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.9.The Fun Through Someone Like Yourself As Moist Towards Yourself Will Have An Early Weekend To Start So,., End The In Good Come All Will It Know You Down Deep,.,On Going Is What About Worry To Refuse Mustiness.9.
.9.The Fun Through Someone Like Yourself As Moist Towards Yourself Will Have An Early Weekend To Start So,., End The In Good Come All Will It Know You Down Deep,.,On Going Is What About Worry To Refuse Mustiness.9.
by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025
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chill yourself

The most aggressive way of telling someone to chill the fuck out.
Jimothy: OMFG WHY DO I KEEP LOSING
Ed: dude chill out
Jimothy: STFU BUDDY
Ed: CHILL YOURSELF
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis December 2, 2025
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Go fuck yourself

Hym "But that's the problem here Megyn. I DON'T know what's going on in my blindspot and I SHOULD know that and YOU should be telling me that immediately instead of leaving me in the dark. And you are wasting everybody's time (and potentially their lives) by not doing that. So here's the problem. You worked with the imposter to spite me and you tried to help them do a 'single white female' to me. Alright? So it's too late for them. That was a mistake. And a final one. We're past it. But YOU... I mean, I'm not going to tell you to 'go fuck yourself' but YOU need to reconsider how this is going to work here. Because I'm tired of fucking waiting on this. OK? This could be going much better and your stubborness is clearly the reason it isn't. So, say goodbye to the imposter. They are done. You get the fuck over here and do the thing I want you to do and do it the way I told you to do it. And then next person who tell you not to do that is getting on a first class trip with the imposter and flying straight to heaven immediately with them. And for every day I have to wait a member of their families can go with them for all I care. But this is non-negotiable. You don't get to attempt a 'single white female' on me. It's no different than attempted murder (in abstraction) and the contract explicitly states that they are not allowed to do that. So... We're done here."
by Hym Iam December 16, 2025
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raping yourself

The act of sadly dry beating it until you are barely even a half chub and just give up because it wont even get hard. different from gooning.
Im raping myself right now

Are you raping yourself?
My god bro im gonna rape myself
by iverapedmyself January 9, 2026
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