Get the hey-you're-a-fool-and-you-know-itmug. This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.
Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
Get the You're the Donkey to my Shrekmug. Going by a restaurant "THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE." Usually one that is nice and has outdoor seating so that people are left confused and horrified at the food.
"ITS PEOPLE. YOU'RE EATING PEOPLE"
by absndbj November 3, 2023
Get the You're Eating Peoplemug. Another word for cocaine
I've been railing lines of do as you're told all night and I'm fucked
Shall we get a couple grams of do as you're told?
Shall we get a couple grams of do as you're told?
by Boiled Over April 1, 2022
Get the Do as you're toldmug. by EuropeanImmigrant January 26, 2024
Get the You're so skibidimug. The speaker “half doomed” and the other person “semi-sweet” insinuates that although separately they’re only halves of a whole, together they complete each other.
by Vampirejerk May 20, 2023
Get the I'm Half doomed and you're semi-sweetmug. This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.
Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.
by jokesandluck September 9, 2025
Get the Guess you're taking the scenic route to the holemug.