New York Yankees

A baseball team that has enough money to buy a European country, but still cannot make the playoffs.

The New York Yankees can suck a dick

by ispeakthetruth101 January 18, 2015

A York

When a team gets relegated from the football league and then get relegated again after claiming they are going to win the National League

Hartlepool are doing a York this season.

by Tinpotter August 15, 2017

New York Hooper

A sexual act regarding 3 men, 3 basketballs, and a small cardboard box big enough to fit a penis. Often done with men above the age of 40.

Kendra: Oh crap, I think my grandpa was doing the New York Hooper last night.
Delaney: How do you know?
Kendra: There's 3 basketballs and a cardboard box with a hole for a dick.
Delaney: I'm sorry.

by Yo Black-Ass Mom November 6, 2017

new york oatmeal bowl

New York Oatmeal bowl is the politically correct definition for using a dildo to widen the vagina then pour cereal in the pussy( is best with Cinnamon Toast Crunch because the women like to feel the grit of the sugar) pour in whole milk so it’s got some weight then without a spoon or hands eat all the cereal and milk then proceed to FUCK the SHIT out of the girl.

i gäbe Lindsay a New York Oatmeal Bowl two weeks ago and she says she still feels the sugar in her clit.

by I like the thicc Bois December 26, 2018

New York Rock Candy

The act of a girl shitting on your penis and waiting for it to dry until it becomes crusty and then often fucking it afterwords.

Omg that girl gave me the New York rock candy last night.

by BleachDrinker2000 March 29, 2019

Upstate New York

Not the city, it is ... the Adirondack Region , the largest publicly protected area in the contiguous United States , the place where New York City get their water, the Finger Lakes region, a place where you can see stars, real ones not fake ones.

Joe: I'm from New York
Dullard: Whats it like in the city?
Joe: Upstate New York

by klobber February 22, 2020

Truxton, New York

With a population of 1,225, Truxton isn't even a dot on a map, it is made up of 440 homes, and tons of farms. Truxton is home to 1 gas station and no stores, plan on driving for at least 15 minutes if you need to get something besides eggs and milk as there are plenty of farms. Here you burn your trash and your mail truck is a different car everyday with a yellow light on top.

Hey Bob, where are we? I don't know, I can't find this shitter they call Truxton, New York anywhere on the map.

by Farmer Joeee May 12, 2011