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Bong Slap

v. To hit somebody with a bong.
Mario would not shut up so Michael threatened to bong slap him.
by magikoopa May 26, 2009
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Paki Slap

To bitch slap/backhand a person of middle eastern orgin in the face and whilst laughing your head off shouting "ha you just got paki slapped"
Curtis: Hi Vinura *slaps*
Vinura: OW!
Curtis: HAAHAHHA U JUST GOT PAKI SLAPPED
by Sharkey_Boy October 12, 2005
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happy slap

Proof that the the human race has reached the peak of evolution and is now going back to it's roots through rapid de-evolution. For further evidence, see Chavs, Pikeys, Gyppos etc. They are the scum of the earth, the downpoint of life itself, a different species, even.
Why's he pointing his phone at u....OW!!!
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fanny slap

When you physically slap someones fanny, as a punishment for a bad blow-job.
girl, that blowjob was sooooo shit your gonna get a right fanny slapping!
by cardiffsmiler August 11, 2006
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nobby slap

a powerful slap to the back of the head by nobby.
by overdrive123321 April 5, 2008
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Fat-slap

The act of offering one's seat on public transport (most commonly the Subway) to a lady who appears to be pregnant but who is, as it turns out, just a bit fat.
John: Excuse me ma'am I see you are with child may I offer you my seat?

Natasha: What, bitch? Are you fat-slapping me!? I'm gonna beat yo' sorry ass!

John: Fuck off.
by J-Sox August 2, 2009
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stool slap

the action of eating your own shit, then licking someone
OMG Rebecca just came in from outside and stool slapped the shit out of me!
by kemlebder March 30, 2020
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