French Horn

When you think you lost your virginity by having anal sex but it turns out it was vaginal

Kevin: Was that anal?
Stacy: No?
Kevin: Aw man, I gave you a French Horn

by hannaharendt June 9, 2019

french handjob

giving a handjob only your hand is backwards. reverse handjob

Everything was going great last night, it was like rainbow sextacy until my girlfriend blew her rotator cuff giving me a french handjob

by Bass4Rent January 22, 2015

French Rinse

A French rinse is when you take a shit and instead of wiping you spray the shower head up your anus to clean it.

guy: dude I just took a massive shit.
friend: did you give it a French rinse?

by iLLi v69 March 6, 2018

french pipe

A sexual act combining the french kiss with a blowjob. The giver of a french pipe uses their mouth to fellate the receiver up and down the shaft on the sides without taking the penis entirely in their mouth. The act is not intended for the receiver to achieve climax , but rather to cause a extraordinaraly high state of arousal prior to either a tradional blowjob or intercourse.

Hey Johnny, what did you and Krystal get up to last night?
Oh man! She gave me a french pipe before I plowed her and it and it blew my mind.

by Drs55555 January 30, 2016

french twins

Two dudes who constantly fuck the same chicks back to back.

“Juan and Jay have fucked the same five girls in a row. Those guys are totally French twins.

by SnakesOnPlane March 8, 2018

Thicc French

A nickname for a man with the first name Nick and the last name French. The nickname can be used for anyone with a first name rhyming with Thick or Nick.

Hey did you see Thicc French over there?

by Thicccccccc February 15, 2017

french picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a classy manner while relaxing in a public setting.

I had the best french picnic the other day at ben and jerrys

by KyleKarl December 6, 2013