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The Wiggles

Four dancing, outrageously flamboyant millionaire Australian pedophiles/faggots who you wish painful death upon when you see, and wonder why they are allowed to be seen by children, but more, you wonder what dumbfuck parent takes their kids to see the wiggles, OR what retarded kid WANTS to watch the Wiggles. If you think Barney is bad, you ain't seen anything. This show has pink in every scene. These guys SCREAM homosexuality, and the people who think its "oh it's just what makes kids happy" ARE GAY TOO. AND Stupid. Most likely picks up on tons of hot, single moms too (Hey, they probably dig the mommy ass just as much, most faggots do), and makes millions of dollars writing songs with lyrics like "Do the Monkey!" when a kid in a Monkey Suit comes out, on a neverending quest to put subliminal sexual ideas in children's minds, while you slave away for your food.
Don't you idiots understand, the Wiggles are damned pedophiles!! They are there to encourage children to act like them!!! When the part of the "Children's version" comes on, they ACT JUST LIKE THEM!!! The animated dancing Mexicans part is trying to promote homosexuality!! Wake the fuck up! If you can't see it blatantly, you're retarded.
by exposerofpedos August 24, 2008
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wigger

Eminem. The artist, the "rapper", the wannabe!!! The Wigger.
He thinks he black. He wishes he was black, yet his ass it as white as an Easter lilly. He's a wigger.
by Cynical Wisdom May 12, 2007
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wigger

White suburban boy trying to act black. age: 13 - 19; some are really pathetic and are in their twentys! wears several size too big pants worn half down the ass; 2 pairs` of boxers so cutely displayed from behind. Bottom of pants many time (not a mis-print)yes tucked into the SHOE LACES!!! Shops Nike Fubu, Air Force. Most Wigga's attempt shootin some hoops.
100's of cd's in their cars - all hip hop without fail. Many times tey are semi-closeted wigga's; Their parents dont see the wigga in full bloom. They get those great gangsta accents AWAY from mom and Dad. " I got me sum binness wit a cupo phat home-girls , fittin ta get bizzy"

Lets not forgot those Bedroom slipper like Basketball slides always worn with dress socks. Normal girls they can never get. No-way No How. Black girls usually not. But wait! Yes , there is a female version of a Wigga!!! Gangsta chicks. mostly trampy little white ho's from the wrong side of the tracks. Of course being closeted little wigga's they cant bring a tramp back to Mommy and Daddy in the Burbs so they never really have a real girlfriend. There kind of locked in a middle school phase as far as dating. Maybe meet them at the mall or burger king or skate rink.
Say a little Prayer for the Wigga and light a candle that your kids dont wig out.....
I would not go out with him in a million years -He's a wigger
by not-a- home-girl January 25, 2009
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Piggly Wiggly Gang

A gang made up of four guys.
Dan Wright, John Lockwood, James Lockwood and Josh Larson.
They reign terror upon all.
They also claim territory.
Currently seizing ranks in online chats such as Habbo Hotel and Coke Music. Also abreviated to PWG.
I am terrified of the Piggly Wiggly Gang.
I will give up my life to the Piggly Wiggly Gang
by Harry5wee January 26, 2005
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wiggledunk

transitive verb; to place one's genitals on the forehead, preferably the eyes, of another person. It is commonly regarded as therapeutic in nature due to the obvious tenderness needed for performing such a feat, however, it can be used as an insult regarding the placing of genitalia on someone's parent's, friend's, or their own forehead. It can also be used to point out over-amorous people in public.
Example 1 (positive)

A: "Ah we had such a good night last night".
B: "What'd you do?"
A: "We wiggledunked each other and it was oh so relaxing".
B: "What is wiggledunking"?
A: "Only the best way to wind down after a tough week. You just nuzzle up your honey and tell him or her to relax, the fun is about to begin. Then you place your junk on their eyes. Instant calmness. Works every time".
B: "That does sound delightful".
A: "It is my friend, it is".

Example 2 (insult)

"Oh yeah, I'm an asshole, huh? Well I wiggledunked your mom last night while you were sleeping with your banky you bastard".

Example 3

"Look at them. They're all over each other. They might as well be wiggledunking".
by Pa-Paul February 9, 2010
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Dick Wiggles

An old bald headed man, who looks like Gumby when wearing green. Is a vocal and strong supporter of Yankees. A loyal and encouraging person when he is not spending his free time trying to grow his hair back. Be aware of this person if you are near him when the sun is out, you may be blinded by the glare on top of his head.
Dick Wiggles is a yankee lover.
by mjr507 January 24, 2011
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Mr. Wiggles

The act of inserting one's index finger unexpectedly into the anus of a female, then wiggling it around in a random motion.
I gave that German chick the Mr. Wiggles last night, she loved it.
by Angry B September 19, 2006
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