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Night Watcher

Pointing your dick upwards so that the head of your cock sticks out of your pants and the underside is visible. The effect is that of a man peeking out over a ledge.
Dude, I was doing the Night Watcher all through Biology.
Classy.
by therealcalypso April 8, 2010
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Bacon watch

When your wife or partner starts a batch of bacon in the skillet and runs off to do some other chore and orders you to "keep an eye on the bacon" and you are stranded at the stove.
Dad can you help me with my homework? Not right now, your mom has me on bacon watch.
by Barkovi April 25, 2012
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Watchung

A terrible town that is too stuck up to recognize the true amazingness of its surrounding towns (Long Hill). They think their town is the greatest but the only things they have is some geese infested lake, an obnoxious traffic circle, and part of some highway.
The Watchung kids are always hating on us millington/long hill kids but they can't handle that our town is better than theirs.
by soy su madre March 17, 2011
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Bird Watcher

The act of a Fox observing Birds while they rest in their nest.
Look! I see a bird watcher observing them as they do their bird homework!
by Bird Keeper September 15, 2010
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watch shit steam

Describes a very boring person. One who is so lame, they would happily watch the vapour from freshly dumped excrement rather than have a life. An accountant maybe.
Dude 1: "So how's you new job? Good boss?"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007
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Watchbreaker

The motion of slapping ones hand against the opposite wrist. An action commonly seen amongst handicapped people.
Ted: Wow look at that guy on that yellow bus slapping his own wrist.

Bert: Yeah, he's a real watchbreaker! Still, at least he's not licking the windows.
by theredfraggle April 6, 2008
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