Jack Wang

Slang term for leader of the Kool Kids Klan

The FBI went after Jack Wang for years, but they never got him.

by DinkyMcdungus November 13, 2022

Wang Wombat

Usually encountered in a night club, a women looking to get laid, or a nice girl that is actually a closet freak.

Man, that Kelly is a real wang wombat. She was rubbing her legs together the whole time you were talking to her!

by FerndaleTom March 9, 2011

Wang Merchant

Someone who thinks they get loads of attention from men and flaunts it in others faces. But they don't.

"Charlotte's a proper wang merchant."

by I'mNotAWangMerchant August 18, 2016

wang

slang for the male genatalia or penis

my wang is harder than a prosthetic leg

by Jared Mitchell March 9, 2008

wang slap

1) to slap hard against the face

2) a chinese name

Bitch I will wang slap you.

by ggggggggsffffffffsssssssssssss May 6, 2009

wang

A weird word for "dick"

I once met a dude whose name was "Long Wang", but then I saw him and he has a micropenis. Kinda ironic

by imgettingfatpleasehelp December 2, 2018

Wang Effect

The Wang Effect occurs when being in close proximity with a member of the Wang Clan. Mutated radio rays radiate off the person and into your brain. Everybody in the same room as this person becomes noticeably dumber. People on the same planet as this person will also experience severe depression and migraines. The Wang Effect is recognized as a class 6 chemical weapon by 146 countries and is banned by the Geneva convention.

Please notify the police immediately if you experience the Wang Effect as a dangerous member of the Wang clan may be nearby.

by @therealjonathan February 6, 2020