Weed Willy 

When somone wets their finger like a regular wet willy but dips it in some busted up weed and sticks it in someones ear while screaming "WEED WILLY!", leading to little bits of weed inside their ear and them getting mad about it more so than a regular wet willy.

Weed Willy!!! Fuck I hate when you weed willy my ear.

Weed Willy by MontyDelmonte July 22, 2010

Bunkin up like willy wonka 

when 3 or more people have to sleep in the same bed do to little sleeping space. just like charlies grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory.

its cool bro, we bunkin up like willy wonka

Bunkin up like willy wonka by nhop89 June 29, 2011

Big dick willy 

Phrase used by someone when they brag about all their accomplishments and achievements no matter how big or small they are

Husband-honey! I just did the dishes and made our bed.

Wife- wow! you’re the big dick Willy!

Big dick willy by Lovey chipmunk December 9, 2018

Western Wet Willy 

The action of inserting a penis and/or dildo into one’s ear after intercourse

Damn bro that Western Wet Willy was extreme

Western Wet Willy by TheSquashSquire January 19, 2022

Well slap me silly and lick my willy 

A phrase meaning that your happy

“Here have a free meal on the house mate”
“Well slap me silly and lick my Willy”

Well slap me silly and lick my willy by Madlad420 February 17, 2020

shit willy 

1. shit willy (n.) -A form of horseplay in which a person sticks a finger into their ass and then into someone else's ear and twists rapidly for annoyance. The distant cousin of the "wet willy."

2. shit willy (n.) - Slang for a the sexual acts of having anal sex and then ear sex in close succession.

3. shit willy/shit willied (v.) - The act of giving someone a shit willy, whether it be from either definition.

1. Bryce gave me a noogie yesterday, so I waited until he was looking the other way, I stuck my finger up my butt and gave his ear a mean shit willy.

2. Me and her did the shit willy last night, so boy am I really sore and she is having trouble hearing.

3. I shit willied the hell out of her and gave her one mean ear infection. You know what they say, once you go black you go deaf.

shit willy by tinkerjax October 21, 2011

Small Willy 

An obnoxious bloke who just can’t take the hint and needs to tone down his ‘nobility’ a notch.

He has a small willy because he uses all his dick in his personality.

Small Willy by wordsofwisdom22 September 10, 2019