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whale

1. the animal with the hole in it

2. to beat up/beat on someone
1. "Oh look it's a whale, the animal with the hole in it. There's only one!"

2. "Dad went upstairs to whale on his son. Not like 'Dad, upon seeing the bad report card, looked at his son who just happened to be in the room with him and whaled on him,' but no, Dad, apropos of nothing, went upstairs to the only room in which his son felt safe and just fucking whaled on him."
OR
"I have to go to the gym to whale on my quads"
by holidaycrayons February 17, 2010
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Whale

A person who has a similar way of thinking and is generally a best friend. They can always be depended upon for anything may it be love or food. Consequently, they are often recipients of whale hugs.
"Babe, you're my whale.."
"I can always depend on my whale."
"Whales care and share, baby!"
by Sweetdarklaughter April 17, 2009
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a while ago

like two months ago.
she added me on facebook a while ago.
by skyballllllllll June 17, 2014
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Awkward Whale

A branch of the awkward animal series (awkward turtle, awkward eel etc...)
In the middle of a party, if an awkward situation arises, lie on the floor and thrash around for a few seconds. It should soon make it obvious that you are finding something a bit awkward.
He's totally awkward whale-ing.
by The Awkward Witch November 13, 2010
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sperm whale

A large female who hangs out at bars and night clubs looking to take a drunk male home and get inseminated.
Joe went home with sally that sperm whale last night shes a real whore, she definitely was trying to get knocked up so he would be stuck with her for good.
by biggirl823 March 20, 2011
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emo whale

(as seen on myspace)
any really fat chick who goes to concerts and is fatass fugly and is relly obsessed
(at a concert)
get out of my way you emo whale your taking up the whole row
by MRRR August 21, 2005
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Dirty Whale

After a woman performs fellatio on a man she takes it in the mouth and leans back. Then she lies on her back and tilts her head towards the ceiling and blows the load, resembling the spout of a whale releasing air from its blow hole.
Emily gave James the best Dirty Whale of his life last night,
by Injaaa January 16, 2009
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