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UncleBadTouch

someone gives a generally creepy feeling to most people around him when they communicate or are even in there presence.

Or have actual proof and or a witness of them committing some kind of behavior that is generally perceived as creepy,perverted,vile in some sexual context.
Dude I swear to god I heard your roomate prowling round the panties draws in your girlfriends room as soon as you guys left today.He's acting Like a UncleBadTouch".

"Did you hear how that UncleBadTouch was hitting on me! I'm so grossed out I'm gonna go home and shower cause how creeped out I am".
by xtangle February 5, 2010
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Uncle Boyfriend

1. a boyfriend who is alot older than you, but not quite old enough to be your dad

e.g. a 22 year old dating a 36 year old

2. Usually used to in the situation when you are unsure as to whether the person in question is a boyfriend or an uncle

3. The male version of a cougar
"No way ... That's her boyfriend? I thought he was her uncle"
"Yeah, he's totally an uncle boyfriend'
by No1 Greg Hater October 26, 2009
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Uncle Slam

When a female sits on a mans penis facing away from him while he puts lit sparklers in her her vagina while he waves small american flags in his hands; sex position specifically supposed to be performed on 4th of july.
My wifes vagina got destroyed last 4th of july from when we Uncle Slammed
by carcassxcutter July 10, 2010
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Unception

Derived from the movie Inception.

Similar to how inception is placing an idea into someone's head while asleep. Unception is completely removing an idea from someone's head while asleep.
Billy woke up and couldn't remember how to speak English, he must have been Unception-ed

Tom didn't want to take his math test so he when into his teacher's dream and took away his ability to do math in a fine display of Unception.

Leonardo DiCaprio's job would have been a lot easier if he had decided to do Unception instead of inception.
by TheJbros11 January 2, 2011
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Uncontrollaboner

The hardest of the hard, this boner is relentlessly stiff. Can be onset by Viagra, Cialis, et al. but is more often experienced in morning wood, or generally at times when you really don't need it THAT hard.
Herp: You're walking like an idiot, what's wrong with you?

Derp: Uncontrollaboner. There's nothing I can do.

Herp: I wouldn't say NOTHING...

Derp: Dude, did you just come on to me?
by Timb0.Slice November 11, 2010
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uncle pricky

your creepy uncle who insists on sleeping in his van in your driveway even though there's an available bed in the house.
as uncle pricky walks out the door...
- is uncle pricky going home?
- no he's going to bed
by scissor pinch May 8, 2011
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Uncookies

n: Raw cookie dough.
v: Eating raw cookie dough.

They're not cookies, they're UNcookies. Cause they're not cooked.
Jessie and Jesse wanted to make some cookies but were too lazy, so they just had uncookies. Now they have Salmonella.
by JesseLikesFood December 16, 2011
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