uber

A Noun, used to describe a Paid Driver for a Company/Business, usually paid around 100$ per hour.

Hey, Matt I'll call an Uber

by Dr. Jacob,T October 6, 2016

Ubered

To be completely and utterly 'blind-sided' by a competitor or underdog (in business or socially)
(ie: To do to someone else what Uber did to the Taxi Cab industry)

Hotels are getting ubered by Air-BNB.
I just got ubered.
Those guys better look out, they're about to get ubered.

by Shaowfax2020 July 17, 2016

Über Thot

A Thot that has ascended from just having sex with men, so she becomes bisexual to not only have sexual intercourse with men, but with women, as well. In short, she is a fucking bitch who's insatiable hunger for sex must be ended.

John: yo, I heard a rumour had some nasty sex in the bathroom.
David: yeah man, Amanda did it like a fucking pro.
John: Amanda is such a Thot. And didn't you hear, she is a lesbian, so I'm not believing this anymore.
Ben: That means-
David: Ben I thought you were ou-
Ben: SHE IS A ÜBER THOT!

by CovenantArch October 23, 2017

Uber Stretcher

What 50 plus year old people need after dancing thier ass off at a trippy Lettuce concert.

OMG . I think I just threw my hip out on that psychedelic grove. Call me a Uber Stretcher STAT!

by Big Daddy Mojo February 10, 2018

uber pull

When you order a female Uber and try to smash

I’m going to Uber pull this bitch

by A fruitt cup October 24, 2018

Überheinergloggen

A sexual act that is German in origin. The recipient is grabbed by the shoulders from the front. The performer of the gloggen then exclaims "OOO, DAS ÜBERHEINERGLOGGEN!" in their best German accent while rotating the recipient 180°. Now in position, the two participants slap their bodies together back and forth while the recipient shouts "GLOG" every time the two bodies make contact.

"To celebrate the upcoming Oktoberfest season, the couple engaged in an Überheinergloggen session."

by Remington Steelflex November 27, 2018

Uber maneuver

When an extremely skillful driver pulls a car stunt OR when an Uber driver makes a u turn in the middle of a 4 lane road to pick up a fare without giving a crap about incoming traffic.

An Uber maneuver was part of the repertoire of shitty cab drivers, now everyone is pulling them.

by Professor grandmaster G December 24, 2019