Twitter

My Twitter got suspended for some reason. Probably for making funny jokes like chill (idk if it was Elon or someone else from Twitter but still)

Fucc Twitter

by cladymore74 May 28, 2019

Twitter

Twitter is a social media app that everyone has their opinions and create raids and tells lies that no one will figure out if true.

its fun to spread lies on twitter.

why do you need an example? go find out yourself what twitter lies in its deep cave.

by the_sussy_baka November 11, 2022

twitter

cum guzzlers

twitter be bad

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023

twitter

when birds seduce they make a twitter noise, that's how the male knows that's how to move it

"bro those birds are seducing each other!"

"no wonder i'm hearing twitter!

by combinedbirdspower May 2, 2023

Twitter

A Place where any type of opinion is automatically offensive and if anyone notices your comment, You're done for.

Random twitter user: I prefer McDonalds instead of burger king

Other Twitter user: OMG THIS PERSON LIKES MCDONALDS!?!?!?11?!?//

Everyone: !!!

by Yeeetur November 1, 2020

Twitter

The space between a woman's twat and her sitter, thus her twitter.

The last woman I was with had a hairy twitter.

by Snot Box December 6, 2020

Twitter rot

When someone has delved into the recesses of twitter and start becoming infected with the obligatory "Twitter brain" where they make hypocritical or geopolitical statements with little to no grounding.

Woman: You can't say retard or the F slur! That's only for austists and/or gay men and the like to use because its been used against them!

Man: But I am autistic and gay, I just don't care to show it.

Woman: YOU SHOULD OWN BEING GAY AND HAVING AUTISM HOW ELSE WILL PEOPLE KNOW YOU CAN USE WORDS???

Man: I should want people to know what I have so they can know whether or not to police me? Twitter rot moment.

by Shwubblz, the Dictionary man November 11, 2021