(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap
Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."
by Don de Mookster March 4, 2009
Get the turtle-heading mug.A turtle test is when you're not sure if you need to fart or shit, so you relax your butthole and push a little, and if a turtle's head peeks out, you clench your ass so you don't shit yourself. That is a "positive" turtle test. A "negative" is when a fart comes out.
Dude, pull over, I've gotta take a shit.
No way Bro, can't you just fart or something?
I just did a turtle test Dude, and it was positive. Pull over before I shit in your car.
No way Bro, can't you just fart or something?
I just did a turtle test Dude, and it was positive. Pull over before I shit in your car.
by Otto Parts December 12, 2012
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1. Having a negative experience with a douchebag of a person.
2. When you step on dog poop.
3. When a monkey flings his poop and *wham! splat* catches you.
4. Any doo-related major life experience
2. When you step on dog poop.
3. When a monkey flings his poop and *wham! splat* catches you.
4. Any doo-related major life experience
"Whooooaaa, dude, I heard you and Ryan yelling at each other all night!" "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."
"Hey, why are you dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."
"Damn you evil little monkey, did not expect that close encounter of the turd kind!"
"Shane and I had a close encounter of the turd kind."
"Hey, why are you dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."
"Damn you evil little monkey, did not expect that close encounter of the turd kind!"
"Shane and I had a close encounter of the turd kind."
by mindenoodle February 11, 2010
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A: "those guys over there look really funny. like wannabe rockstars..."
B: *sigh* "they're turbojugend"
B: *sigh* "they're turbojugend"
by turbodan November 8, 2004
Get the turbojugend mug.Billy Bob: "Jimmy, that was some fine ass crank you've picked up for us. Where did you get this? It feels like my heart is going to explode!"
Jimmy Dean: "I picked it up at the Turd Farm that Old Man Higgins oversees. Turdlet number 36 to be exact, you know...Ray Ray's old turdlet."
Billy Bob: "Yes I reckon' I know a couple of people at that particular farm."
Jimmy Dean: Yep, right off of Pike Street. And yes Billy, this is the finest shit you will ever see. Say, now enough about Turd Farms. Quit hogging all the fun!"
Jimmy Dean: "I picked it up at the Turd Farm that Old Man Higgins oversees. Turdlet number 36 to be exact, you know...Ray Ray's old turdlet."
Billy Bob: "Yes I reckon' I know a couple of people at that particular farm."
Jimmy Dean: Yep, right off of Pike Street. And yes Billy, this is the finest shit you will ever see. Say, now enough about Turd Farms. Quit hogging all the fun!"
by DiamondDPatrick December 11, 2008
Get the Turd Farm mug.Girl One: You hooked up with Ricardo?
Girl Two: We had sex all night long.
Girl One: Ah---that was one happy turtle.
Girl Two: Of course.
Girl Two: We had sex all night long.
Girl One: Ah---that was one happy turtle.
Girl Two: Of course.
by rpm+me=ht September 19, 2008
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